"Unexpected result/wonderful time"
Must... resist... urge... to go on about The Weakest Link... AGAIN...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 8:59, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

bout The Weakest Link a man's cock
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Your wit and originality astound me
At this time in the morning after a night on MASSIVE DRUGS, too. I don't know how you do it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Sharper than a samurai sword, me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Basing your hair colour on a Samurai blade
does not bestow upon you its more favourable elements. I can assure you that when I had flame-red hair it did not make me hot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 9:33, Reply)

*is assured*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 9:39, Reply)

samurai sword tetsubo
Japanese weaponry-lolz
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 9:39, Reply)

The very best kind of lolz there are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 9:45, Reply)

when's it on?
tuesday?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Hilarious
Sleep any better last night?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 9:26, Reply)

I was serious :-(
yeah. although my daft bastard dad phoned me too early this morning and woke me up to tell me he had spyware on his computer.

All that was required was for him to say that, me to say "I will come over at the weekend and fix it" and then hang up. Unfortunately he felt the need to tell me in great detail about it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 9:28, Reply)

'every time the naked children start to get sexy it crashes, lad'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Sorry mate
I assumed you were mocking me for banging on about it, especially since the date of broadcast in in my sig. I strongly recommend the mute function on your phone for combating parents of all levels of annoyment
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Annoyment? Sort it out, you incoherent oaf.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 9:34, Reply)

'IT 'IM, WOOKIEE!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 9:50, Reply)

I like that word. Saw it on a T-shirt once
and I've got English A-level, so don't you argue with ME you Ewok-shaving shitbag
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 9:54, Reply)