Alt: brilliant thanks,
I'm engaged to a mature model and am excellent at swimming.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:56, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

middle aged man tells lies on the internet shocker!
Do you also work in The Music Business^TM?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Do you get to see loads of tits
in a lapdancing bar, though by the rest of your posts you claim to be well off enough not to need a job as a security guard?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:00, Reply)

The profits from my festival are not what they were, alas.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Can you list all the people you've had breakfast with please?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I'm best mates with Pink Floyd.
I say ‘Pink Floyd’, I mean my mate Trevor who has a Casio keyboard and Derek who’s borrowed a bass from Don, but he’s hoping when he retires he’ll have enough left over from paying off the Mondeo to buy his own bass, and Del from St Neots: he does hand-puppetry in front of a torch that is EASILY as good as ‘The Wall’, no quezzies.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:14, Reply)

You should list all your excellent attributes in your profile for ease of reference
I'm looking forward to you smashing the english channel record
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:04, Reply)

To be fair, he was a navy diver, I guess that would make someone good at swimming.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:39, Reply)

To be equally fair,
I couldn't give the tiniest little tagnut of shit about it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:41, Reply)

It's just the impression you've given by the fact that you've bought it up sevral times today already.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:52, Reply)