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I've just heard that someone I know from my local pub has been arrested for a murder in London over 12 years ago.This is the most exciting thing that's happened today. Much more exciting than the fact that mr b3th and I have just replaced a curtain rail in the hallway.
What's the most exciting thing that's happened to you recently?
Alt: How are we this fine Thursday?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:31,
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If you define excitingas minor event possily worthy of note then my local sandwich shop now knows my order including no tomatos. I only go there once a week so I'm not an everyday lolfatty either
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:35,
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Is it a male worker who knows this fact?If so, then he totally fancies you!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:39,
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:( I think I'll passhow are you mrs b3th?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:39,
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I'm super fine and dandy, thank you very much for asking.However, I am realising that being self-employed and taking six weeks off over xmas means no payday, and it is making me sadface.
*sadfaces*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:42,
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:(on the otherhand though you're self-employed and had six weeks off over Christmas :)
Got some good plans for today?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:43,
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at least two trips to the local tip with all the shit I cleared out from under the stairs yesterdayMaking a start on the industrial load of laundry that's somehow appeared in the last few days.
Supermarket shopping.
*sigh* My life is just one long round of partying and play.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:47,
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*laundry fives*I'm going to be doing three months of thesis work in one day
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:48,
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Going to a cyber/industrial night in Birmingham tomorrowUnfortunately I am mildly suffering with a cough and sore throat. This is somewhat annoying.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:37,
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Badum tisch!That did actually raise a smile.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:49,
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SHITIt's pay day tomorrow though. I going to see if I can manage not to buy fags.
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Morning sistaWhich murder? Do we have a link?
I'm super duper thanks, had a few drinks last night, but not enough to ruin me, and I'll be seeing your handsome sibling tomorrow.
How's yourself?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:39,
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Hi SisIt was this.
In other news, I see you were totally sticking up for me earlier. I could have used someone like you when I was being mercilessly bullied as a kid.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:40,
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Blimey!Also, I too could have used someone like me when I was being mercilessly bullied as a kid.
They wouldn't mess now, would they!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:43,
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he was very nice to Biscuitalways had treats for him, and the pub dog.
He bought me tyres for my car, and kept offering to put up a free satellite dish for me (that was his job, he wasn't just randomly promisingstuff). mr b3th seems to think he was 'after' me.
The again, mr b3th tyhinks that about all men, everywhere.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:53,
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He was after you.And when he got you he was planning on strangling you.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:56,
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"My narrow escape by b3th b3tason, Zummerzet"Yes.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:00,
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He's right.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:34,
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I'm having a great day.Even managed to divert the discussion in a meeting to 'how big does someone's ears have to be before they are unnattractive because of their ears'.
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and what was the outcome?We need answers, dammit!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:43,
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Her rhomboid face would put me off.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:57,
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Fuckin' nancy boy.NB: this is not as out of the blue as it might be.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:02,
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Good way to describe Crow thatWoman? Man? Or Modern Monkey?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:04,
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Granted...I'm just a bit confused by its relevance to this subthread.(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:05, Reply)
Replace ear with eye.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:06,
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Erm...nope, still not making the connection.I may be particularly slow today.
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Nancy Boy, by Placebo.Of course the line following the one about the paper bag is "greatest lay I ever had", which kinda fits with the SEB thread of thought.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:13,
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It's fantastic.I also have a soft spot for 36 Degrees.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:18,
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If you can ignore the "I was struggling with the lyrics and then I thought, no-one's ever just sung a bunch of numbers -so I didn't actually have to write any lyrics AND I got to be all original and stuff"-ness of it.
Bruise Pristine ftw.
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Never been so much of a fan of thatI just like 3 songs of Placebo's, tbh.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:43,
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I thought someone I know had killed themselvesSent messages to mates of theirs, trying to see if they could get in contact.
Turns out she'd had a 'mental breakdown', and had spent the afternoon 'carving into her arm'. But by the evening was fine and cheerful again. Realised she's a manipulative bitch, ignoring her now.
Alt: Really really fucking good thanks. My graze box arrived, I had a good breakfast, I've got home made chilli for lunch, and seeing friends tonight (as well as a girl that gives me serious horn)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:45,
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Alt: brilliant thanks,I'm engaged to a mature model and am excellent at swimming.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:56,
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middle aged man tells lies on the internet shocker!Do you also work in The Music BusinessTM?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:59,
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Do you get to see loads of titsin a lapdancing bar, though by the rest of your posts you claim to be well off enough not to need a job as a security guard?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:00,
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The profits from my festival are not what they were, alas.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:01,
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I'm best mates with Pink Floyd.I say ‘Pink Floyd’, I mean my mate Trevor who has a Casio keyboard and Derek who’s borrowed a bass from Don, but he’s hoping when he retires he’ll have enough left over from paying off the Mondeo to buy his own bass, and Del from St Neots: he does hand-puppetry in front of a torch that is EASILY as good as ‘The Wall’, no quezzies.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:14,
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You should list all your excellent attributes in your profile for ease of referenceI'm looking forward to you smashing the english channel record
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:04,
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To be fair, he was a navy diver, I guess that would make someone good at swimming.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:39,
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To be equally fair,I couldn't give the tiniest little tagnut of shit about it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:41,
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It's just the impression you've given by the fact that you've bought it up sevral times today already.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:52,
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What kind of curtain rail? Can it take a good load? Oh man, I live curtain rails, they're wicked.I used mine to hold up my christmas lights (which are still up (much to badger's disapointment ( much to my amusement))). I heard that they've invented a new kind which are like two rods with a spring that pushes them out into a clawed style hook that can take up to 10kg of curtain, amazing stuff.
PAY DAY TOMOROW ! THAI FOOD TOMOROW ! MEETING FRIEND TONIGHT ! SPENDING THIS WEEKEND WITH MY MA' TO CHILL THE FUCK OUT 'CUS EVERYTHING IS 'OH WOE IS ME' FOR NO REAL REASON !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:58,
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I feel exhausted just reading all thatI have come to realise that I am an oooooold woman.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:00,
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I bought an item of jewelery I've been lusting over for years.Alt: Coldified and not moving from bed. If I were to smoke indoors I'd be chaining right now.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:00,
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*jewellery high fives*I love jewellery, me. Which is quite silly, because even though I own shitloads of the stuff, I only ever wear my wedding and engagement rings, my charm bracelet, and two necklaces (though never at the same time).
I should totally bling up.
What did you buy? Do you have a picture, or alternatively a link?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:03,
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I used to wear two ringsbut my finger is now way too big, but my little finger is still too small for them. The left ring finger is still the right size (somehow?!) but am I fuck wearing a silver ring and a cameo on that one. I need to switch back over to my Wedgewood cameo necklace, Chompy warned me about wearing buttons round my neck.
This is the necklace. LOVE this designer.
www.tattydevine.com/boutique/product_info.php?products_id=636
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:05,
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I think I saw a picture of that yesterday - you did post one, didn't you?It's very sweet, and I wish you many happy wears.
The last time I was in Baltimore, I saw some cute necklaces, earring etc made out of sliced bottles - they had coke, wine, beer etc. I was very tempted, but they were all of teh expensive.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:09,
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Yeah I didI love gin, y'see. And it's transparent green, for that authentic look...
This is the thing with really nice jewellery. So expensive. Apart from my new york subway necklace, which was about $10 and is utterly amazing.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:12,
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there's got to be cheaper ways of showing everyone what a lush you areHave you thought about always carrying a bottle with you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:18,
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I dressed up as a Gin Genie for hallowe'en.I think that was effective enough.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:20,
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I have loads of interesting and pretty jewellery, and until recently wore tons of silver rings.But most of the time I'll just have my pearls (from an amazing old lady who died), my engagement ring, my pearl ear-rings and my watch.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:11,
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didn't you wear those pearls at THE event of last summer?I've never been sure about pearls. But somehow they just 'go' with your style. They always make me look like a St Trinians headmistress.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:14,
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They're the ones I wore indeed.I had longer ones for the evening but I have such an attachment to them that I couldn't have attended something important and not worn Nona's pearls for at least a section of the day. I think she brings me luck.
I think they make me look Ma'am-ish too, but I don't care.
Until a couple of years ago I was never seen without giant silver hoop ear-rings, but I've gone all boring and prissy now.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:19,
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2011 is lush so farall that gym action has made me look a million times better (ok i'm not saying great, but come on, it's all relative) and i can actually wriggle into jeans from about 10 years ago. the love life has taken a massive turn for the better (couldn't really have gone any further downwards, to be fair) and my new flatmate has already got me invites to many cool parties and clubs.
still hundreds of things to whinge about, mind.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:02,
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My legs are really hard in places, it's oddI am still aiming for thigh-gap, though.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:03,
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You two are making me jealous(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:08,
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But, but, last night!Bet I won't fit into that dress.
I'll do some crunches and some yoga.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:10,
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But you've definitely lostand I haven't. Despite the numerous 600 calories days :(
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:12,
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I have found out the hard way I can't do too many of those in a row or I go insane.Though I'll have one today. I'm not that hungry, anyway.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:14,
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I'm not having one todayI'm going to enjoy my chicken baguette. I wish it was calorie labelled though
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:16,
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depending on size and whether it has mayowill most likely be between 500-850 cals. you can have up to 2000. hoon off the baguette!!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:17,
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Just guestimate, and round up to be sure to be sure.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:18,
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This is what I doI'm still averaging 750-1,000 calories less than my recommended daily allowance.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:20,
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I think since my diet started I've only gone over 2000 cals twice*Yesterday, for definite, and Saturday, for pretty definite. It's amazing what's happening even on 1700 cals a day.
*on food alone.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:22,
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What is this thing that happened last nightto which you two are reffering to?
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Problems with my health.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:29,
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Are you alright?I'd prefer it if you kept your health, it's hard to take the mickey out of dead people.
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Hopefully!I thought I was talking to the receptionist on the phone this morning, then had the horrible realisation that it was my doctor and I'd admitted I'd been lying to her for 6 months.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:34,
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Had you been seeing other people when they thought you two were exclusive?(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:37, Reply)
Not only that, but I'd been sleeping with the person she was cheating on ME with, as well!(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:44,
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Jesus, what a palarverYou students do have such complicated lives.
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It's almost like we allLive inside an episode of skins
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 13:03,
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THAT is because you are 20just you wait til about... 28.
just wait!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:24,
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Saturday's probably been my only naughty dayAnd that was as much for the booze as anything else.
I have had a lazy week where exercise is concerned, but then I've been feeling rougher each day with this sodding sore throat and cough.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:24,
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That was a lot of gravelMy body aches from growing illness. I want it to fuck off so I can be awesome for the weekend, then get back into exercising next week.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:29,
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Surely you're going to need a lot more things to change for you to be awesome at the weekend?(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:32, Reply)
True, I am wearing too many items of clothing right now(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:33,
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I'm so glad I didn't booze on Sat.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:29,
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I'm glad i didHaven't had a proper night in ages
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:34,
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I will booze in February with you, though.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:36,
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I've gone over 2000 twiceMost days I'm a thousand or below. Still lost nothing. This baguette is consolation
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:27,
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How long have you been doing it?I started before NYE, and am only now seeing the slightest of improvements.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:27,
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*cracks knuckles*(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:30,
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started on the 2nd JanI think three weeks is long enough to see a bit of benefit
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:31,
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I'm not sleepeatingSince I'm not keeping easily eatable food around. Nor am I lying, since I'm keeping receipts and calorie count
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:38,
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Maybe losing a couple of poundswhen you start off at several tons isn't going to be that noticeable.
That said most of it is boobs.
I'm making a silly boobs joke, not calling you a massive fatty. You're not a massive fatty
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the boobs will be the last to goAnd the doctor did tell me my medicine has a fairly common weightgain side effect of about a stone a year so it's an uphill battle
thanks Al
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:47,
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Medication, yeahAlso, ahem, when a woman's, y'know, that time when...she's...attracting bears...
The weight fluctuates then, that's what I'm trying to say.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:54,
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Basically, when a girl is shooting gunk out her minge, her knockers will be swollen.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:58,
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Yours shoots? Like, violent expulsion?Wow.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 13:00,
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After effects of being filled with mentos.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 13:03,
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Didn't you notice every now and then during dinnershe would sort of bounce of her chair. That was the recoil.
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I remember the argument on here over whether those were convulsions or spasms.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 13:14,
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hahaNever noticed it myself. Hopefully the climmbing will make a difference though. If it doesn't I might just give up and be fat
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:59,
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YouAre NOT fat.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 13:06,
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I'm not seeing a massive changeBut then I've not been doing hardcore hours in the gym, rather slowly building up the press-ups, sit-ups and cycle rides I do.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:37,
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I really can't be fucked to dietI just eat whatever I want on account of me liking food more than I potentially like looking thin/average sized.
"Nothing taste as good as skinny feels" - I'm like the opersite of that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:32,
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Haha!You need to be careful when you get older hon, health wise and that. Other than that, good for you.
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girlinthehole, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:44,
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Health is gonna be shit no matter what I do, so I might as well enjoy my food.It's a good thing I don't enjoy heavly deep fried things on a daily basis.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:48,
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you should see the week i've hadit's been disastrous. especially last night, what with pizza and a waitrose chocolate chip cake (seriously, this thing should be ILLEGAL and i don't even like cake very much).
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:16,
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I had so much mozzarella overall yesterday.It was a long day.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:17,
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i also had a cheese day yesterdayclient lunch and 90% of it was different types of fancy cold meats so i had to inhale the cheeseboard at the end. doom.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:25,
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muscle tone is a funny thingi could lose 15 stone (for the record i would actually be in negative figures if i did!) or gain 15 stone, my calves and lower arms would still be tiny and toned, regardless of whether the rest of me looked like kate moss or cake moss.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:09,
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My legs are still fairly big, but they don't wobble as much.Ditto arms.
Stomach, however, is no different.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:10,
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medicine ball sit upsalthough don't be a twat like i was and get the 10kg one. it hurts it hurts it hurts.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:15,
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Body Blitz was so much more bearable with 2 1.25kg weights.Gonna step it up to 2 2.5kg ones next week. I think I was trying to do it with one of each on each end the first week and I pretty much paralysed myself for 3 days.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:17,
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they are great for making you realise how much weight you've lost thoughjust pick it up and think, sheeeeeeet, that's a lot of blue cheese.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:20,
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When I've lost 5 kilos I will tuck one of the orange ones into my pants, walk around all dayand then feel relieved.
God knows what I'll do when I reach my goal weight, maybe get a gypsy wedding dress that weighs 10 stone and wear it for a week so I can really appreciate being light on my feet.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:21,
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I lost 50 kilos last yearand when I still feel fat, I pick up my 30ish kilo dog and try to walk from one room to another carrying him.
Certainly puts it into perspective. Try putting a bag of sugar in each pocket of your coat for a similar effect.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:29,
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50kg?!I'm impressed. Well done, I bet you feel amazing now.
I've got to lose around 50-60% of that, and I still find that daunting :/
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:30,
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sorry, I had a brain fartI meant 50 lbs. Slightly less impressive I know...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:32,
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It's still very impressive.I hope I stick to this.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:35,
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I hope so too.You're such a beautiful girl and need a confidance injection.
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girlinthehole, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:38,
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^^ THIS!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:40,
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Thanks you two.Al, I do need a meat injection*, but that can wait for a few months.
*and not from you
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:50,
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You know sometimes I'm a bit sad that I wasn't single when I discovered B3ta(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 13:01, Reply)
You're not.More trouble than it's fucking worth.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 13:04,
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Yeah, you're probably rightKnowing I'm going to be guaranteed cuddles every day when I get home is much better than anonymous snogs outside pubs.
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I'm definitely right.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 13:11,
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But then some folk have found love on this site(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 13:17,
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If I widen the parameters and say "meeting people off the internet in general"I am DEFINITELY standing my ground, judging from my personal experience.
I've seen it work, especially on b3ta, but I've had nothing but bad experiences from it.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 13:22,
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If we're talking sexyfuntiemz or potential boy/girlfriendThen I've not seriously tried. Partly out of fear, if I'm honest, so you're better than me for giving it a go.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 13:26,
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I met the boy that ended up fucking me over on and off for about 5 years online, so erm yeah, I might be biased.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 13:29,
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The end result is worth itfor your long-term health and stuff...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:39,
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Oh god, Mushroom soup =DDD(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:29,
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Awful.Hot water isn't working, neither is the heating and I have no food.
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Ah well, at least the football went well last night!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:14,
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Do not talk to me about that shambles of a game.I despise those bunch of self pitying arseholes beyond words.
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I'm drinking it as I type. It's about my fifth mug of the day.Apparently it helps with weight loss as well.
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Helps to speed up the metabolism a bit.I need my early morning coffee but for the rest of the day it will be green tea.
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girlinthehole, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:59,
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Thursday is shit.I'm trying to set up a new mobile phone and Orange are a shower of useless cunts.
I'd rather such the puss out of Michael Barrymore's piles than attempt to get this fucking phone to 'sync' or whatever it is I'm supposed to be doing with it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:08,
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Orange are cunts.I have no idea what to do.
I want a new phone (which I can have in Feb if I renew my contract with the bastards) OR I have to suffer this TANK of a phone until May and then part company with Orange.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:14,
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I'm trying to transfer data from a Samsung phone to a HTC phone.I think part of the reason this is proving difficult is my refusal to spend any real cash on having a phone, meaning I get the shittest phones going as part of my contract.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:18,
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I don't want the absolute shittest,Nor do I want a super-duper. I just want a simple Nokia with a half-decent camera and flash and t'internet.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:22,
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Because I managed to negotiate such a low monthly billThe 'free' phones available give me next-to-no choice. I've no complaints with what I'm paying Orange every month, but a phone that is easy to use would be nice.
If I get the new phone working, I might be even able to text that girl I like. But based on what she sent to me last night (gibberish), I might not.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:29,
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What data are you trying to transfer?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:31,
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"I would very much like to have sex with you"(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:33,
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Fucking everything on this cunt of a phone.WiFi, numbers, names, URLs and music.
At what point did someone decide 'I know, we won't give people and instruction book, we'll make them go online for everything?'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:36,
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They should mostly be on your SD card, surely?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:50,
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I might be going to Tenerife again in a few weeks. Woo!Just for a long weekend though and at daddies expense.
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girlinthehole, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:28,
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Yes hon!Everything installed beautifully. Had a start the day before yesterday. I'm going to try and do half an hour each day.
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girlinthehole, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:33,
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It was thanks.Although the pub was quite busy.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:37,
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I was with a mate.So I just chatted with him.
You going back to the 'Refe for your sisters birthday?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:40,
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Nah! After that. She's not having her contract renewed at work.My dad wants me to go over and keep her chipper while she's looking for another job.
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girlinthehole, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:42,
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Blousie*International Lifestyle Coach Extraordinaire*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:43,
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I think this, unfortunately answers both questionsI just got a court summons because apparently my housemate hasn't been paying the council tax. We now have 2 weeks to come up with the full amount. I am going to fucking kill him, I seriously am. I have no fucking way of getting that money together.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 13:14, Reply)
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