It doesn't matter if she shuns me berk as
I've got a ticket to ride and I'm as free as a bird.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 13:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You need professional Help

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 13:54, Reply)

It'll be a
Long and Winding Road back to full health.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Oh, I heard you were Polythene Pam, I am the Walrus, While My Guitar Gently Weeps and Magical Mystery Tour.
Am I doing this right? We are doing the randomly quote Beatles songs way past the point when the joke was funny yeah?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Yeah you're doing it right
...Entrails ripped from a virgin's cunt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Was that a B-side?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Yep
The 'other' one Ringo wrote.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Ah, so you've got their B-Sides album?

EDIT - curse you, Al!
(berk, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 14:01, Reply)

You totally love me really
I noticed you blatantly trying to touch me at the weekend.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I wasn't trying to touch you at all
it was the gravitational pull of your massive gut; I couldn't help it.

I do lose ALL sense of personal space when I'm drunk, I apologise if I was actually trying to touch you. I didn't mean anything by it.
(berk, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)

I didn't really mind
but the wife was a bit upset, especially when you tried to follow me into the toilets.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 14:07, Reply)

It's called orbit
and I'm pretty sure I would have remembered that.
(berk, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 14:10, Reply)

That last line just crushed the poor fella
He thought that maybe a girl was showing him some affection, but no, you've ruined that. You couldn't just let him have that dream, could you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 14:07, Reply)

*cries*
Hold me Labs!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Oh Christ, really?
I mean, sure, there there fella.
*awkwardly holds the sobbing al, who pauses crying only for one brief embarrassing moment when we both realise al's erection is rubbing against my leg*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 14:12, Reply)

No. No, I couldn't.

(berk, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 14:11, Reply)