Ale
Pork Scratchings
Half a dozen nubile Japanese girls
A can of whipped cream
And a llama. Just for the hell of it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:36, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I like how your's and Kristine's
contrast nicely
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:37, Reply)

I think there's a nice juxtaposition there.
I am in fact leaving to play a gig in the next five minutes, and I doubt any of the items from either of our lists will be provided...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:39, Reply)

not even the llama?
I'd refuse to play if I were you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Crunchy, I've played gigs where they don't even provide an amp for me, let alone some sort of amusing camelid
My diva behaviour clearly leaves a lot to be desired.

Edit: anyway, must dash. Enjoy your respective evenings!
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:41, Reply)

good luck - jealous
the only gigs I do are with my orchestra in churches. Sometimes we get tea
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:44, Reply)

haha
I figured I might as well go for things I wouldn't get for myself.
I could buy beer, smack and hookers if I wanted.
And I'm sure I could steal a llama. Somehow.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:44, Reply)

The first two don't really mesh
with the two that follow it.. And I hope for all concerned that the llama doesn't mesh with anything at all!
(berk, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Well, it allows me a little variety
Do I have a drink first, or do I get busy with my Oriental delights first? And the llama can help me decide.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Japanese girls first I think
Any right thinking female would be so horrified by the aforementioned pig snacks that they wouldn't come anywhere near you. Or your can of squirty cream.
(berk, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:50, Reply)