What 5 items would you have on your rider
www.thesmokinggun.com/backstage

Assuming you were some sort of famous musician?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 18:51, 48 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

humus and olives
David Tennant
Dave Grohl
a mud pit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Equipment and 'leisure' items-
Technics 1210s
Pioneer DJM mixer
MASSIVE bag of coke
Cheeseboard
Case of Brunello di Montalcino.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:00, Reply)

Vimto
posh crisps - ready salted
A big comfy chair
Hash brownies
The sound engineer with the big cock
( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:04, Reply)

I read that as
Hash browns to start with.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:06, Reply)

Well I can't smoke it so brownies are the way to go.

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:08, Reply)

Get berk to make you some.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:15, Reply)

i could go for an all day breakfast
with hash browns about now. Also black pudding.

Stupid gym making me hungry
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:12, Reply)

Tattie scone is essential in a cooked breakfast.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:15, Reply)

otherwise known as potato cake?
I hated those at school, but as an adult it turns out, if they aren't made of mass produced potato substitute, they are quite nice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Cigarettes
MDs
Fully stocked cocktail bar
Wotsits
Bowls of M+Ms, sorted into colour.

I don't even like M+Ms, but you might as well be a dickhead if you get the chance.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:16, Reply)

You are Eddie Van Halen
AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Fine
Swap M+Ms for Jake Gyllenhaal.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Massive drugs are a given, of course
Otherwise I think it would be diet coke/dr pepper zero, and some chocolate. Well. Lots of chocolate, and maybe some crisps or something, and some cheese.
(berk, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:18, Reply)

What sort of chocolate and what sort of cheese?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:21, Reply)

An assortment of each, naturally.
But it would have to feature cadbury's caramel and galaxy hazelnut, and some brie.
(berk, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:24, Reply)

ilchester applewood smoked
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:24, Reply)

I've never had that
I may have to check it out, although smoked cheese says that bavarian stuff in the brown wrapper to me, which is a bit plastic-y and manky.
(berk, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:34, Reply)

nah, this stuff is creamy and smooth
and delicious. I've not had it in ages, but now I really want some
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:37, Reply)

1 britta water filter jug in pink [donates to breast cancer research]
a variety of pretty dresses for my dog
an ipod [and deck] filled with my favorite music
vases full of wild flowers
pho fo sho
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Ale
Pork Scratchings
Half a dozen nubile Japanese girls
A can of whipped cream
And a llama. Just for the hell of it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:36, Reply)

I like how your's and Kristine's
contrast nicely
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:37, Reply)

I think there's a nice juxtaposition there.
I am in fact leaving to play a gig in the next five minutes, and I doubt any of the items from either of our lists will be provided...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:39, Reply)

not even the llama?
I'd refuse to play if I were you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Crunchy, I've played gigs where they don't even provide an amp for me, let alone some sort of amusing camelid
My diva behaviour clearly leaves a lot to be desired.

Edit: anyway, must dash. Enjoy your respective evenings!
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:41, Reply)

good luck - jealous
the only gigs I do are with my orchestra in churches. Sometimes we get tea
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:44, Reply)

haha
I figured I might as well go for things I wouldn't get for myself.
I could buy beer, smack and hookers if I wanted.
And I'm sure I could steal a llama. Somehow.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:44, Reply)

The first two don't really mesh
with the two that follow it.. And I hope for all concerned that the llama doesn't mesh with anything at all!
(berk, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Well, it allows me a little variety
Do I have a drink first, or do I get busy with my Oriental delights first? And the llama can help me decide.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Japanese girls first I think
Any right thinking female would be so horrified by the aforementioned pig snacks that they wouldn't come anywhere near you. Or your can of squirty cream.
(berk, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Here's a thing I've noticed
Any other ladies here been on dating sites and have this thing? I always find I get random messages from guys from north africa/Mediterranean. I'm beginning to suspect it's the hair what does it. I think they are trying to sell me for camels
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:42, Reply)

How many do you reckon you'd fetch?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:45, Reply)

well I'm not much of a looker
but I hear the exoticism of yellow hair should make me a little valuable.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Do they do LARPing in Morocco?
If so, go for it. If anything, it will be an adventure.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:48, Reply)

haha
adventures are fun... and it'd be nice to be in demand
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:49, Reply)

office LOL
I've been looking and it seems to me that most of the men on them around here may as well be someone I could meet in a bar, and it seems quite pointless for me to continue messing with them.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:46, Reply)

I find there are more
odd and geeky guys. Unfortunately they are always at least 50 miles away. Really, this town is so short of them it's unbelievable
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:48, Reply)

ugh, that's what I thought it would be, but no
fucking hell no
it's all thin, muscled, tanned, successful dudes that enjoy rock climbing or modelling or whatever
it's fucking annoying
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:50, Reply)

which one are you on?
okcupid seems to be chock full of geeks. And mediterranean guys
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:53, Reply)

on okcupid, definitely not full of geeks
theres been one that I've seen
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:56, Reply)

america must be different
do you have real geeks out there at all?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:58, Reply)

like Big Bang Theory geeks?
sure, but I think they're in hiding or something
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Gin, with mixers
(that counts as one, right)
Apples
Water with lemon slices in
Cartons of Vogues.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:53, Reply)

Ohh, Vogues are lovely

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:55, Reply)

is it not a dance
popularised by madonna in the 80s?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Brand of fags
(no, not a tattoo of a rainbow flag)
They are rather delicious.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Yummy ladylike fags
uk.cigarrettes-online.com/Vogue.html
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Tits
Tits
Tits
Tits
Tits
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Some grizzly faced dude in a police uniform
Serving me with my 5 top food/drink items

Smoked salmon
Ginger beer
Thorntons choklits
Cheese Quavers
Roast Pork with crackling
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:26, Reply)