Hmm.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:55, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You should get a pork tenderloin
and roger him senseless with it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:57, Reply)

That is definitely more a Crowdus Operandi, though.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:00, Reply)

nice

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:01, Reply)

The boy does love his meat

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:02, Reply)

a student this week took photos
of someone who was meant to be a suicide bomber. She made the bomb belt from sausages.

I pointed out that that would 'go off with a banger' I got a laugh from the whole class :D
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:57, Reply)

I lol'd, for reals
Well done!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:00, Reply)

Maybe a spam-dagger?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:58, Reply)

I have no meat-based weaponry.
Not even a meaty bullet.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Phew!
So I won't get attacked by a Pork-Luncheon-Meat javalin then?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)

FOR THE LAST TIME I DO NOT HAVE A DICK OK

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)

The 'lady'
doth protest too much
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:04, Reply)

I refuse to get drawn into this. No POIDH.
But I can't rely on Monty's testimony to the contrary, as he just concentrates on my arse.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Lampers is totally a woman
I've spent a long time studying the picture of her on facebook in her swimming costume.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Oh god I'm so fat.
Hopefully next summer you'll be able to oggle skinny Lampers. If such a creature exists.

No, don't you DARE find the stocking and suspenders picture
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)

You're not fat ffs
if it makes you feel any better, I've just necked half a litre of custard and can feel it congealing in my arteries.
(berk, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:16, Reply)

Can we move this over to the left please.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:17, Reply)

I'm sure Stingray was a bloke.
Just saying, like.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)

You're making them sad.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Sorry Rays of Sting.
*Hopes they perk up a bit*

Hang on, that might make them worse? What am I supposed to say to them?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:14, Reply)

I fucking want them to perk up a bit.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)

More like a pork penknife, eh Jeff?

(berk, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)

And?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Jeffs is more like a pork knuckle

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Or even more likely.
A pork, 5 knuckle shuffle.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)