I have never ever in my life
had legs that thin.
(berk, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

They were things of wonder.
I don't have any full body pics of me on my computer from then- I had largish breasts for my frame, a nice nipped in waist and while not a flat tummy it's not the bloated horror it is now.

And I thought I was ugly :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:33, Reply)

I look back at the figure I had when I was about 17
and I really do want to punch myself for 1)letting it all go to shit and 2)being so miserable about it back then.
(berk, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:37, Reply)

Same, just replace 17 with 15.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:37, Reply)

= 2?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:39, Reply)

Oh wow
this is just when I was starting to get fat. I'm 60kg or so.
[think i've made my point here]
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:40, Reply)

A night on the tiles?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:42, Reply)

Yeah, in fact
it was the last night of my travels through Namibia. We all got a bit pissed.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:43, Reply)

thats not fat
and I've watched a LOT of porn so have a distorted view of the human form.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:43, Reply)

Note "starting"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:44, Reply)

You're definitely not fat in that one
possibly plumper than you were before, I wouldn't know... but really very not fat. I weigh more than 60kg now!
(berk, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:48, Reply)

I remember how much I weighed then because I had to go on the pill for oozing control reasons
(we would be without showers for pretty much the whole time...urgh...) and they weighed and measured me.

I told my mum how much I weighed, she shook her head and tutted and told me I'd better lose some of it.

NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAD THE LAST CAKE.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:49, Reply)

I have no idea
when the last time I was 60kg was. Not in the last 10 years, that's for sure.
(berk, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:53, Reply)

What is 60kg in pints?
Or imperial if you want to get technical?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:57, Reply)

Erm.
bout 9 and a half stone? I weigh 66kg which is fractionally over 10 and a half. I think. And 7kg is a stone.
(berk, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:58, Reply)

You weigh less than me.
Which is saying something, seeing as I'm stuggling to put on any weight.

Although saying that, I've managed to keep 3lbs that I've recently put on.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:02, Reply)

I'm a foot shorter than you
I bloody ought to weigh less, a lot less.
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:03, Reply)

I'm heavier than my ex. He's 6' 4".
I'm still heavier than him when he put a stone and a half on.

FUCKING SKINNY MEN WHY DO I LOVE YOU
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:05, Reply)

Because we rock?
Your definition of 'rock' may differ to that of the poster
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:06, Reply)

There's something about the beauty of the male form that's best shown in a skinny frame
esp. a tall one.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:07, Reply)

I could be taller.
So that rules me out.

I could be thinner as well, although not much.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:10, Reply)

How tall are you?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:12, Reply)

I don't know (exactly)
Six foot? Six one maybe?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:17, Reply)

Not bad.
My tallest boyfriend was previously mentioned 6'3-4". I'm 5'3ish.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:18, Reply)

Nothing I can do about my height!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:20, Reply)

But I'm well under weight.
So 'a lot less' is a asking a lot of anyone at the moment!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:05, Reply)

There are no pictures of me
being a teenager or skinny on facebook. And for good reason.
(berk, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:44, Reply)

That's in the first hundred or so. It's intertaining scrolling through and watching me balloon.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:47, Reply)

Because Facebook is fucking bent?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:50, Reply)

No, because I had very ill advised hair and dress sense
I'll try and find you an example, hang on.
(berk, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:51, Reply)

*hangs on*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:56, Reply)

This is a flattering one
before I got fat. I was 17.

(berk, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:57, Reply)

YOU LOOK SO LITTLE

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:58, Reply)

8 years ago
nearly 9. Fuuuuuuuuuucking hell. /sighs
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:00, Reply)

Ooh bloody hell
that is a long time.

This is 12 years or so ago.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:02, Reply)

Aww!
yeah, I was never that innocent-looking, either!
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:05, Reply)

Loly Communion.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:05, Reply)

Were you forced into a Catholic education too?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:09, Reply)

Yup.
Kicked the habit though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:10, Reply)

fnar.

(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:14, Reply)

Wayhay!
I had the same. Primary and Secondary education both featured nuns. This would explain, in some part, my lack of tollerance as far as religion is concerned.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:15, Reply)

I went to a nuthouse for secondary school.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:18, Reply)

Really?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:19, Reply)

Not an actual nuthouse.
We all turned out maladjusted though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:20, Reply)

Oh dear
Roll out the confessional booth!

I should have been, but my Mum was a teacher at the Catholic school so I had to go to the Grammar.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:17, Reply)

But you've got to keep in mind.
That me, and (I'm guessing) everyone else round these parts, have never seen you 'fat'.

Baggies were in back then, eh?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:59, Reply)

Yeah well I ain't posting any of them on the board
not that I allowed many photos to be taken when I was enormous.
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:01, Reply)

Your hair
Appears to be silly string.

Can you explain this?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:02, Reply)

Pink UV-reactive hair gel stuff.
I was being all punk and shit.
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:04, Reply)

Nice smile though.
If that doesn't sound too rapey.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:07, Reply)

I don't have many like that
where I'm grinning like a (relaxed) fool. They strangely seem to coincide with me being somewhat lubricated...
Mostly in photos I just look confused.
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:09, Reply)

In most photos
I look like a twat. Granted, this doesn't take a huge amount of effort.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:14, Reply)

twat Paul Weller.
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:17, Reply)

I don't see the Weller thing myself.
(Honestly, I don't).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:22, Reply)

I still can't picture what you look like

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:19, Reply)

I'm hoping to make a couple of bashes this year.
You can form an opinion then.

Although I'm well overdue a change in hair style, so I might look completely different by then!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:22, Reply)

Remind me to email you your pics sometime

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:22, Reply)

Dare I ask about the 't' word?

(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:24, Reply)

What is the T word?
If it's me, the answer remains 'Twat'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:28, Reply)

thesis
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:29, Reply)

I assume you mean what I should be working on
I've worked for a few hours, having a quick break then I'll work through the night
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:28, Reply)

Eep
good luck with it.
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:30, Reply)

Thanks
I just need to knock together 6000 words
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:34, Reply)

Godspeed, young sparrow.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:30, Reply)

This made me laugh
I think I'll stick around until one then go put some laundry on, and seize the MCR
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:34, Reply)

Motivational music?
spotify:track:5jTFeUXmIqtzYsnlW3uaIq (Like A G6 by Far East Movement)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:35, Reply)

No spotify
but I'll youtube it. Currently got Peaches 'Slippery Dick' on, preceded by Joan Jett
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:37, Reply)

It's one of the worst songs EVER

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:38, Reply)

What, Peaches?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:39, Reply)

No, "Like a G6"
Totally listening to Justin Bieber over here.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:40, Reply)

I'll buff the stingrays for you.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:24, Reply)

Floppy hair suits you
alright I've only met you once and that briefly, but I can't see you with different hair at all.
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:25, Reply)

I shouldn't have turned up.
I was beyond hope having been on the drink all day. I'm hoping I get a second chance to make a first impression.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:29, Reply)

What's you having floppy hair
got to do with you being drunk? I've said this many times before but nobody was judging you for being a bit piddly, so stop worrying about it!
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:31, Reply)

But I can remember very little of the night.
That is the problem.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:33, Reply)

That happens most nights out for me
I really wouldn't worry about it.
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:35, Reply)