No, and it's not rape either.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:56, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

unexpected and unsurprising
must be married-life sex then.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:00, Reply)

No, that's just an urban myth.


The existence of married life sex that is.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:01, Reply)

haha
well done, that made me laugh. which did hurt my head, but it was worth it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Personally I don't find it that amusing.
Still, I've got that nice new photo to keep me occupied, and the new Bravissimo catalogue arrived yesterday.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:07, Reply)

you are absolutely forbidden
to wank over that photo.

because i look dreadful in it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:09, Reply)

You look a bit grumpy too
It's putting me right off my stroke.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:13, Reply)

if i know you
and i think i do, nothing short of a 15 car pile up outside your house and bodies flying through the window would put you off your stroke.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Nah, you don't know me
I require at least a look of bored resignation. But looking actively grumpy doesn't do it for me at all.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:19, Reply)

you asked me to show you how hungover and ill i was looking
unsurprisingly this also makes me pretty feckin grumpy!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:22, Reply)

You don't have to apologise for not sending me a wank worthy photograph
As you have pointed out, I am married and I wasn't actually after anything to knock one out to. I just wanted to laugh at you looking horrifically ill. But you didn't, so I couldn't.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:23, Reply)

i can't believe you don't think i am wank-worthy
fucking hell al, that's really low
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Some of your facebook shots are definitely wank worthy
but this mornings just isn't cutting the mustard. I'm sorry Swipey, don't take it personally, everyone has an off moments.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:46, Reply)

so you're saying
i shouldn't send it to the boy as i want him to continue wanting to bone me senseless?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:53, Reply)

No, don't send that one, but if you were to angle the camera down slightly
undo your top button and pout your lips a bit more I'm sure you'd be onto a winner.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:57, Reply)

i'm not wearing buttons today though
just a slightly slutty scoop necked top.

i could press my elbows together to deepen the cleavage (like it needs it, sadly) but then how would i take the shot??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Ask one of your work mates to give you a hand

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:03, Reply)