I think I should state
That regardless of my unhealthy desires to 'stalk' Fiona Bruce and Ronni Ancona, I categorically AM NOT a serial obsessive stalker of sexy, intelligent, clearly FILTHY and totally INSATIABLE brunettes.

That's all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:24, 80 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm meant to be going out in 6 minutes and I'm not changed
and I'm typing messages online

this is a shit post by the way.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:25, Reply)

also this from talk
www.viafin-atlas.com/shop.php
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Reverse validation from the undisputed king of OT.
I just got a fucking lob on.

Just by the way.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Well I'm a filthy insatiable brunette.
Three out of five isn't bad.
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:29, Reply)

But you have the extra sixth.
You love da wicky wicky.

Can I charm you with finely selected hip hop cuts? From the 90s of course, hip hop's golden age.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Why young man.
I would be honoured.
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Raunch or romance?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Mmmmm!
Raunch : )
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:38, Reply)

aight
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oVSYKmYQ-U
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Raw!
What else you got?
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:46, Reply)

This
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFyTzjJDeCk

Plays hell with the usual hip hop conventions of hardbodies. Great sampling and production as well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:51, Reply)

Nice, but I much prefer the funkier stuff.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyeI43BeR54
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:01, Reply)

That has the bass squelches from Public Enemy Number One
Yo, www.youtube.com/watch?v=co3qMdkucM0
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Now that's more like it.
There's another group I like that played in a club I once worked in and their name escapes me. I think some of them were white. They were more political in their music.
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:12, Reply)

I have no idea.
Senser? Credit to the Nation? When was this and what style did they play?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Leave it with me.
It will come to me eventually. It was about 16 years ago I heard them.
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Another favorite.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBAkOifDeSw
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:23, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0FOZ0-VpcU
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:30, Reply)

My night in the pub has been cancelled. Not happy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrnIkjkooBM
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Aw! Poor Jeff.
I'm off out tomorrow night to the local to listen to a rock band.
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:30, Reply)

What are the band called?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:31, Reply)

I think they're called Reload.

( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Do they play covers or original stuff?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:39, Reply)

No idea but I expect covers.
Me and sis just want to get out for the night.
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Am I right in thinking your sister doesn't drink?
Therefore, will she drive you to the pub, whilst you get on the wine?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:43, Reply)

It's a ten minute walk to the pub.
It's a ten minute walk to the pub, doctors, dentist, supermarket, market and everything. I love Todmorden.
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Yes when African women have to walk for ten minutes to get water
I'm expected to donate money.

Next time I get get asked for money, I'm going to tell them that Blousie is my inspiration.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Haha!
*sings tribal song*
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:54, Reply)

You are the Winnie Mandela of OT

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Innit!
Although I doubt Winnie had much water carrying to do.
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Poor soul
you'll have to stay in like the rest of us reprobates.
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:39, Reply)

The Disposables!
Covering the Dead Kennedys!

Good call.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:33, Reply)

*prouds*

( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Actually it may of been Cypress Hill that I saw.

( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:28, Reply)

mmm, well I had a bath yesterday
so I'm none
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:33, Reply)

I was going through old photos on my camera
and found one of you in London looking well mischievous. Does that count as four out of five?
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:55, Reply)

Susannah Reid, makes friday mornings a pleasure.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Fucking right.
I approve.

Though I would also love to 'make the acquaintance' of Sian Williams.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:37, Reply)

I like Sian but they light her face so heavily she must be a wrinkly mess.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:38, Reply)

NO WAY
She is H A W T.

She also does cheeky flashes of her stockingtops most days.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:04, Reply)

I'm not saying I wouldn't go with Sian but I would be thinking of Susannah.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:08, Reply)

You utter bastard.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Sultry sensual Susannah Reid, nom nom

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Neither Reid nor Williams
Are a patch on Isabel Webster.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:14, Reply)

sssssh
Reid is numero uno.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Don't talk shite.
Webster is far far more attractive than Reid.

I'm sure if you offered pictures up of the two of them on here, the Pepsi challenge would be Webster all the way.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:28, Reply)

They both need to eat some fucking pies.

( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Taking of pies.
I had clarks pie, chips and GRAVY for my dinner!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:36, Reply)

shoe pie?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:37, Reply)

You must know your Clarks pies!
www.clarkspies.co.uk/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:40, Reply)

I don't like pastry at all and subsequently know fuck all about pies.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:42, Reply)

That's gay.
How can you NOT like pies?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I just don't, I don't really bread either.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Nope.
Webster is too obvious a milf. Reid I could do a LOT with, with a can of squirty cream.

Williams would get the full rubber gloves, riding crop and baby oil treatment.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:32, Reply)

I'm sure both Williams and Reid look forward to
the equastrian and cream treatment, but for me, Webster is where it's at.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Are you two mad?
They're not all that.
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Susannah Reid is in my top three of all time I reckon.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Some bloke called Steve has taking his news-reader-obsession a bit far.
stevesregionalnewscaps.blogspot.com/2009/09/isabel-webster-bbc-points-west.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:42, Reply)

He knows fuck all, there is no Reid entry.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Do you not think the fact it's a REGIONAL fetish this bloke Steve has
Explains why this might be the case?

Also, I'm sure you once expressed an interest in the horse-faced-rhombus-headed Silverton at one point.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:46, Reply)

cast your eyes down bruv

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Charlie Stayt FTW!
He's cute.

And that asian girl with the short hair is pretty.
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:46, Reply)

I'll see your Isabel Webster and raise you Jo Gosling.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Susannah Reid is cute but she is no Fiona Bruce.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Silverton is also up there.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Nah, no way.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:48, Reply)

I like what I like!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Sian and Bill are lovely.

( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Evening Blousie, Kudos on the wine situation.
What are your plans this weekend?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Going to the local pub tomorrow with my sis.
I'm very proud of not succumbing to my wine urge.
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:41, Reply)

So you should be, it's hard to break templates.
I am proud for eating like a spartan all week, and having a thoroughly enjoyable first weeks teaching experience. PLus I have planned some brilliant lessons for next week and am spending tomorrow creating brilliant resources.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Teaching is an admirable profession.
Regardless of the plethora of holidays, I know it can be a thankless task.
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:48, Reply)

It's tiring but everyday has some truly brilliant moments.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:51, Reply)

you get the impression they would be fun to hang out with
If I was a bender I might be tempted the way of the newsreader. Except Kaplinsky.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:09, Reply)

I fit almost all of those descriptions
but I am dark blonde.

In other news, I have discovered that Jason Manford's ITV show is a steaming pile of shit.

In other other news, Channel 4 has just shown a massive close up of some woman's vagina. I could quite happily have lived without seeing that...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Dark blonde is nearly brunette.
Helleaux.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:08, Reply)

if you've ever met djtp
my hair is pretty much the same colour.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:09, Reply)

I have not had the pleasure.
Neither, dare I say it, has he.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:10, Reply)

seeing as both Roota and Al are in Cambridge this weekend
I would imagine he currently is.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:11, Reply)