I think there's a truly horrible addendum which is if you come back in an hour you can get twice as much.
FACT COMES FROM THE LIGHT IN CHAINS
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 23:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

As I said to Crow2 above
you'd do well not to make me feel nauseous right about now.
(berk, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 23:52, Reply)

Sorry, love.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 23:53, Reply)

I had my dinner
It was delicious. Added up to about 500 calories though (soup, couple of slices of pepperoni, tray of roast parsnips) so not really the healthy alternative
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:16, Reply)

Parsnips are veg
veg are good for you. Ignore the calories.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:17, Reply)

Not too bad
my dinner was also that much and all it was was about half a tomato in. You win.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:18, Reply)

I didn't have any dinner
and then randomly ended up in an italian restaurant with a free bottle of red. I don;t want to think about how many calories my dinner was given that it was basically pasta with cheese in cheese with sauce. And wine.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:21, Reply)

Don't think about it.
Enjoy the warm glow of being stuffed full.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:25, Reply)

I am not stuffed full
my pudding belly is empty :(
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:27, Reply)

oh dear lord NO
nothing sweet at ALL in the house?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:27, Reply)

Nothing.
nothing at all *weeps*
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:29, Reply)

You poor soul :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:34, Reply)

Sad times, Lampers
SAD TIMES. I will end up eating sugar out of the packet t this rat.e
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:37, Reply)

Sugar sandwiches?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:39, Reply)

No bread :(

(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:40, Reply)

Make caramel?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:41, Reply)

That sounds like an awful lot of jiggery faffery
and I'm in bed and don't want to move *wiggles comforably*
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:42, Reply)

Sugar from the pack it is!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:44, Reply)

Crunchy.

(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:49, Reply)

*bites tongue*

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:28, Reply)

May I remind you the back of your head is very punchable.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:29, Reply)

I don't need reminding...
*touches tender lumps*
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:34, Reply)

Don't do that in polite company, darling.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:35, Reply)

I'm not...

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:36, Reply)

We're not exactly polite company, are we?
-sadfaces-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:37, Reply)

And that's why I keep coming back here
_{Where else could I freely fondle my tender lumps?}
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:40, Reply)

Clapham Common.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:40, Reply)

A whole thread without a gayjoke, and two come at once
Like you and your client last night.*

*make that three.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:41, Reply)

There's nowt wrong with that
polite company is usually much morre boroing than the dirty kind.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:41, Reply)

Boroing
Now that's the sort of noise I imagine breasts to make.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:44, Reply)

...your breasts make noise?

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:48, Reply)

Mine don't
But if they did make noise it'd be something like that.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:49, Reply)

Yours maybe
I suspect mine make more of a 'plib' noise.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:48, Reply)

They're getting smaller.
Part sadface, part YES I CAN GET THINGS OVER MY HEAD NOW
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:50, Reply)

Love them whilst you have them
not that I can complain really, since I got measuredk fo a new bra yesterday and was extremely amused/bemuded by the result.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:53, Reply)

I'll love them if they ever get down to 30F again.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:56, Reply)

O_o
curse my blasted ping-pong-balls-in-a-sock!
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:58, Reply)

"O_o" is a little unfair
Sure, they're big, but they don't look lopsided!
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 1:00, Reply)

You terrible shit!
that's not what I maeant at all...
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 1:01, Reply)

What was that we were saying about polite company...?

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 1:04, Reply)

That you do not fulfil the requirements of it?

(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 1:07, Reply)

-folds arms over breasts, scowls-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 1:02, Reply)

Damn the fact I had a great figure at 15 and a boyfriend who had a thing for really, really, skinny girls!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 1:02, Reply)

Exactly
This, I'm sure, is the only reason my colleagues still invite me to join them for lunch.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:45, Reply)

Shut it you
biting your tongue must make a pleasant change from biting pillows, eh? :P
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:29, Reply)

_{To be honest I'm impressed to have got this far through a conversation on here without reference to my MASSIVE BUMDERISM.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:35, Reply)

Hehehe

(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:38, Reply)

Tasted amazing though
and I've only had 500 calories so far today
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:31, Reply)

is that today starting yesterday
or today starting at midnight?
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:33, Reply)

yesterday
I need more than soup
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:50, Reply)

I maintain that drastic dieting is unnecesary
but you seem to be sticking to it quite well, so good for you :)
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:51, Reply)

thanks
But there has been no change. Also not drastic- it's hardly master-cleanse
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 1:00, Reply)

:D
www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/dbcomic.phtml?rowid=3010
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:28, Reply)