calligraphy?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:34, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Did you expect anything else?
Monty doesn't actually use computers he scribes his posts on to parchment then a highly trained monk imputs the letters into the magic box and then writes down all the replies and hands back to Monty so he may read them in the correct fashion, non of this "virtual writing nonsence"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

This is true

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)

The good thing about them is that they can spell basic words like ‘nonsense’

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:45, Reply)

my monk is dsylexic

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I recall my picture wasn't there during a refurb and my grandad was raising the roof in reception.
"My grandaughter is a talented young lady. She's going to be heartbroken. It's a terrible loss."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Yes, I really am that much of a middle-class twat

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:49, Reply)

in my primary school we had calligraphy lessons
and we were only allowed to use fountain pens for all other subjects except maths
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:52, Reply)