Smooth
if it helps at all, I've woken up with a half eaten slice of cheese on toast stuck to my arse before. I was also monstrously hungover though.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

My mate once woke up and found he
was wearing what amounted to a bra made of toast
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Chafey
come to think of it, I've also fallen asleep having dropped chocolate down my top and had a similar experience to Gonz. With the exception of it's quite difficult to shit oneself in the belly button when fully clothed...
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I'm sure it could be done

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)