I am already a svelte goddess....
not true. Although despite troughing a massive portion of beef wellington, and doing my bit to churn through a large amount of chocolate over the weekend, I have still managed to lose a couple of pounds.

I can't think of any horror characters from the black and white era that haven't been done better in colour unfortunately. Apart from The Mummy ones possibly.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Not even Nosferatu?

( girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:22, Reply)

ah! vampires before they got all angsty
they must age backwards, they've regressed so far now they are teenagers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I was tempted to go for Nosferatu
which is brilliant, but I really like Shadow of the Vampire, which kind of tells the story of the making of it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Despite gorging on ribs on Saturday night
And an Indian take-out last night, I didn't put on any weight over the weekend. Pleasantly surprising!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:22, Reply)

good lad
pending finding out what is wrong with my car, and replacing my now fucked dishwasher, I am so skint that I need to spend less on food, so should be losing some more over the coming months.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I read about this diet
Where you basically eat chicken, eggs, beef, spinach, black beans and/or lentils 6 days a week, then on the 7th pig out on whatever. I'm sceptical to say the least.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:27, Reply)

that sounds weird
my latest copy of Good Food has loads of cheap and healthy recipes that all look pretty nice, so I will be using those extensively.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:37, Reply)

I wouldn't really know what to eat with that anyway
I don't cook eggs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I cook eggs a lot
partly because I get them free from my parents, but partly because they are very versatile and also delicious.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I could probably do with eating more
A hard-boiled egg for breakfast, for example. I just never crave them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:44, Reply)

the more you eat, the more you will desire them
make sure you apply salt to them and you are away.

shove an egg on to boil while you shower, then mash it up and eat it on toast with salt and pepper. nom
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:54, Reply)