'Which' book, you illiterate spasmo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

FUCK OFF YOU OLD MISERABLE CUNT I'VE ONLY JUST LOGGED ON!!!!
please please OD and die this evening.

hello mate
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Hello young man.
Glad your day went well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Cheers Mr Boyce. Trying not to sound too bent I have had a huge grin on my face all day
awaits Al's crap and tedious strikethrough. In a similar way to his wife I imagine. Poor poor woman.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:15, Reply)

So did the kids seem to enjoy whatever it was you taught them today?
What subject did you teach today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Religion and we were discussing 'my special place'
I read them a story which lent itself to the topic then in groups we discussed the book, why was it special for John Brown, then they chose their own special place and wrote a sentence and drew a picture about it. Some really abstract thinking which impressed me.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Your special place?
*calls social services*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:24, Reply)

*concedes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:25, Reply)

*bows respectfully*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:27, Reply)

And then you touched them in their ‘special places’, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I didn't choose the topic. It's the introduction to buildings of worship etc
but we need to make them understand the concept of special first.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Luckily for them
you are the very definition of 'special'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:32, Reply)

*BEAMS*
..........oh, epic sad face.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:35, Reply)

You've left yourself open for some class A
Nonce-abuse with the 'special place' stuff Bob.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:26, Reply)

you talked to kids about their 'special place'?
I hope to fuck you didn't try to touch any of them in their special place, you raging paedo.

In other news, well done! Is this a PGCE placement? What age group were you teaching? Sounds like KS1 or 2. I'd say, year 3? I'd love to teach primary school. Much better than the shiftless feckabouts I taught in KS3/4.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I know it's horrendous some of the book titles as well are ineundo mine fiels.
It's my first year placement for 6 weeks and I have year 1. Really mixed ability and background range so perfect really.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:29, Reply)

ah, you'll be doing a BEd then?
When I did my PGCE I had to do secondary, as my subject is languages. Of course, now they're doing languages in KS2, I could retrain to do primary, but can't be arsed with a whole nother PGCE course.

And of course again, they won't let me just transfer my skills over, as that would be too fucking easy.

And they keep telling me to Return To Teaching! It's Ace!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Monty could teach the
KRS 1 kids.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:29, Reply)

EXIT - - ->

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Exit signs.
They're on the way out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:38, Reply)

KEN-DALLLLL!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:42, Reply)

YOU BOY!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

this may be very funny
but it is -------------








^that far over my head.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:38, Reply)