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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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First official lesson conducted and successfully completed.
I am smugger than Vipros sat on a throne of croissants in a croissant castle in the kingdom of croissant - What have you done today that made you feel a bit smug/happy?

alt q: How many times was I called 'Miss' today?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:41, 152 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I bought some good roast beef slices, I'm about to smother them in French mustard and nestle them between two slices of quality granary bread.
I might eat it, or I might stare at it for half an hour to work up an appetite.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:47, Reply)
Enjoy, that would be up there with worst sandwich ever for me but I'm a bit strange Noely.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:49, Reply)
You are a bit strange.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Alt: Don't know, Miss.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:47, Reply)
I stopped counting at 10:45 when it went over 20

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:50, Reply)
would you have prefered Mrs...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:52, Reply)
*Puts hand up*
Me Miss! Me! I know the answer.

I'll bet you've been called 'Miss' by all the kids ALL day because you look like a GIRL.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:51, Reply)
Says the floppy haired one..
Doesn't Bobby have a massive beard?
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:55, Reply)
I've got no idea if Bob has a beard or not.
But is proves NOTHING. You should see some of the women I've dated.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:58, Reply)
For the record. I do have a beard.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Also for the record.
I don't think I've ever dated Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:02, Reply)
Say what you like about Bobby but he doesn't look like a girl.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:55, Reply)
Actually just say what you like about bobby, that'll be "lolz"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:56, Reply)
see below

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:57, Reply)
He's a fat, child abusing cunt.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:56, Reply)
He looks like the big furry flying wossname out of The Neverending Story.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:58, Reply)
The wish dragon!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:00, Reply)
'Fucking gay cunt' wasn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:02, Reply)
this is hardly unique to bobby on here
be original, al, you're usually so..... unique.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:58, Reply)

unique fat and child-abusing
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:07, Reply)
Beth Ditto isn't a girl?
*confused face*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:01, Reply)
I hadn't spotted that likeness before
but now you've mentioned it, I'm going to have difficulty not whistling "Standing in the way of Control" every time he posts.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:04, Reply)
Steady on
"Whistling" implies it has some semblance of a tune, rather than just the sound of a fat bird having particularly bad period pains.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:05, Reply)
He looks like an ugly transvestite

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:56, Reply)
nothing
I read a book in about 8 hours over the weekend.
Not too happy about that though because now I have to wait a year before the next book. Boo.

alt: eleventy
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:57, Reply)
What book?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:01, Reply)
Thing with heap many pages in.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:02, Reply)
POTD BY A COUNTRY MILE.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:06, Reply)
Why thank you kindly.
Your earlier post reminded me to get to Gordon's at some point. Apparently the cheese platter leaves very little to be desired.

You well?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:12, Reply)
hahahaha
*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:36, Reply)
'Which' book, you illiterate spasmo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:02, Reply)
FUCK OFF YOU OLD MISERABLE CUNT I'VE ONLY JUST LOGGED ON!!!!
please please OD and die this evening.

hello mate
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:04, Reply)
Hello young man.
Glad your day went well.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:06, Reply)
Cheers Mr Boyce. Trying not to sound too bent I have had a huge grin on my face all day
awaits Al's crap and tedious strikethrough. In a similar way to his wife I imagine. Poor poor woman.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:15, Reply)
So did the kids seem to enjoy whatever it was you taught them today?
What subject did you teach today?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)
Religion and we were discussing 'my special place'
I read them a story which lent itself to the topic then in groups we discussed the book, why was it special for John Brown, then they chose their own special place and wrote a sentence and drew a picture about it. Some really abstract thinking which impressed me.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:21, Reply)
Your special place?
*calls social services*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:24, Reply)
*concedes*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:25, Reply)
*bows respectfully*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:27, Reply)
And then you touched them in their ‘special places’, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:25, Reply)
I didn't choose the topic. It's the introduction to buildings of worship etc
but we need to make them understand the concept of special first.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:27, Reply)
Luckily for them
you are the very definition of 'special'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:32, Reply)
*BEAMS*
..........oh, epic sad face.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:35, Reply)
You've left yourself open for some class A
Nonce-abuse with the 'special place' stuff Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:26, Reply)
you talked to kids about their 'special place'?
I hope to fuck you didn't try to touch any of them in their special place, you raging paedo.

In other news, well done! Is this a PGCE placement? What age group were you teaching? Sounds like KS1 or 2. I'd say, year 3? I'd love to teach primary school. Much better than the shiftless feckabouts I taught in KS3/4.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:27, Reply)
I know it's horrendous some of the book titles as well are ineundo mine fiels.
It's my first year placement for 6 weeks and I have year 1. Really mixed ability and background range so perfect really.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:29, Reply)
ah, you'll be doing a BEd then?
When I did my PGCE I had to do secondary, as my subject is languages. Of course, now they're doing languages in KS2, I could retrain to do primary, but can't be arsed with a whole nother PGCE course.

And of course again, they won't let me just transfer my skills over, as that would be too fucking easy.

And they keep telling me to Return To Teaching! It's Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:36, Reply)
Monty could teach the
KRS 1 kids.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:29, Reply)
EXIT - - ->

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:36, Reply)
Exit signs.
They're on the way out.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:38, Reply)
KEN-DALLLLL!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:42, Reply)
YOU BOY!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)
this may be very funny
but it is -------------








^that far over my head.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:38, Reply)
my mum, who was mrs swipe, always got "miss"
the teachers who were "miss" all got "missus".

kids are little bastards. although on reflection this is a very minor example. the time that one of the little cuntrags got hold of a stray cat that came in miaowing for food and painted its eyes shut made me much more irate!

god. that was about..... 25 years ago, and i could still kick his head in if i caught him. cruelty to animals incenses me.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:58, Reply)
And yet you're more than happy to ignore the existance of a large percentage of londons population.
Interesting.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:01, Reply)
sometimes i'd do more than ignore them
i'd flame thrower them. like this morning when they were all clogging up my tube with their disgusting-ness, or if i want to go to m&s for lunch and the queue stretches riiiiiight down the aisles like a povvy snake.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:02, Reply)
And I bet they all look at you and think
"LOL. I IZ IN UR LONDON - CLOGGIN UP UR TYOOBS."
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:04, Reply)

TY B
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:08, Reply)
darling
it is perfectly obvious from the shambling state of them that they cannot think.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:10, Reply)
I got a £25 'Zingzillas' stuffed toy for my kid for £4.99.
Despite its rampant gaiety, I approve of that Cbeebies show as it teaches about music. Plus I think there's a cheeky racist undertone which amuses me somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:00, Reply)
for your kid?
ORLY??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:01, Reply)
OK it's a monkey sex doll. It reminds me of Bert's sister.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:03, Reply)
this has made me laugh a LOT

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:09, Reply)
I am here to help.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:15, Reply)
Does it teach them the sound of the police?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:02, Reply)
Basically they're musical monkeys some of whom have dreadlocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:03, Reply)
Shocking racism there.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:05, Reply)
It really is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:05, Reply)
I've just looked at the advert
and there is only one darky. The rest are as white as it's possible for a monkey to get.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:06, Reply)
Lest we forget, music and screaming homosexuality often go hand-in-hand*
Look at such magnificent songwriters as...erm... Elton John, George Michael, Rob Halford, that bald geezer out of REM...

*Or, "skipping down Canal Street together"
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:03, Reply)
I really don't want to look at them if you don't mind.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:04, Reply)
Oh, but I made you a collage and everything...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:06, Reply)
You're the best friend a boy could ever wish for.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:10, Reply)
There's definitely some suggestion that one or more of them are taking MASSIVE DRUGS too
After the 5000th Peppa Pig of the day I was relieved when my spawn requested Zingzillas
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:05, Reply)
How is the newest addition?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:06, Reply)
Still unborn thankfully
Spent this weekend in the hospital again which her in labour but once again they managed to control it with MASSIVE DRUGS.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:13, Reply)
is there nothing that MASSIVE DRUGS can't do?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:14, Reply)
Make your haircut look like a good idea.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:15, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)
don't be absurd
of course they could do that
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:28, Reply)
You're going to be raising a tiny version of Monty

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:14, Reply)
I think my first born is becoming a tiny version of Monty
She already wears women's clothing and goes to ballet lessons.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)
I'm going to kick your fackin' 'ead in for that, pal.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:17, Reply)
I'll put something across your fackin' canister

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:38, Reply)
omg
a mini monty, like a shetland pony or something.

that would be seriously cute.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)
You could ride it around
but it would be liable to bite you when you took your eyes of it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)
eyes of it?
I SAW
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)
Did you read this?
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1061492
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:47, Reply)
Don't be silly I can't read

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:51, Reply)
You are an IAMS badger AICMFP.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:52, Reply)
You're good
today, Brian.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:00, Reply)
My thesis supervisor
Thought my work was good.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:05, Reply)
WHOOP WHOOP!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:08, Reply)
thanks
Made me feel better about the whole thing
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:21, Reply)
this does not surprise me even a little bit!
well done though.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:12, Reply)
Nice work.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:23, Reply)
I am entirely unsurprised by this
well done though, and keep it up!
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:33, Reply)
Thanks
sadly it was just my ideas and not the thesis itself!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)
fuck all
slept shit last night, then had to drive to fucking dorset for 3 days of more or less constant boredom.

my car probably needs a new clutch and my dishwasher is fucked. Happy?

Cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:10, Reply)
i would be sympathetic
but you've been riding me all day today, so i am going to give it to an orphan or something instead.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:12, Reply)
you wish I had been riding you all day
/obligatory

all of the two things I have said that may have caused you offence today were totally valid.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:13, Reply)
What were they?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:14, Reply)
feck off you trouble causer you!
your wooden spoon is nay needed here.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:15, Reply)
Is that racist thyming slang?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:17, Reply)
If it isn't, it should be.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)
No, she nicknamed my penis "the wooden spoon"
as it always comes last. And it is massively distended and flattened at the end.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:20, Reply)
With slight turmeric staining?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:21, Reply)
And a bit of dried pasta stuck to the shaft.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:22, Reply)
I thought you were married
And not a spatula?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:24, Reply)
Jeff
Leave the Internet now.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:27, Reply)
*BEAMS*
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:27, Reply)
YOU 'EARD 'IM SON - FACKIN' DO ONE.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:29, Reply)
And to think that before this post.
My last one made reference to KRS One.

You've changed Boyce.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:30, Reply)
I indicated that the moral of one of her stories was that she couldn't at the time write a covering letter
so didn't get a job.

and pointed out that her use of "yourselves" was wrong, and stupid. Her argument was "it's not wrong because it just isn't!" more or less.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:27, Reply)
I am pissing myselves at this.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:31, Reply)
for what reason?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:34, Reply)
I'm not really.
I just wanted to join in the bullying by saying 'myselves'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:37, Reply)
ha, I totally didn't even notice that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:37, Reply)
MONTY BOYCE
i expected it of the others, but you???
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:52, Reply)
there's an epidemic
of terrible cunt going round :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:53, Reply)
I'm sorry my darling.
What was I thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:59, Reply)
If find use of the term "yourselves"
quite annoying.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:32, Reply)
as do all right thinking individuals

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:34, Reply)
It's a bit 'estate agent' to say the least.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:37, Reply)
and sadly, engineers
which is how it came up.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:38, Reply)
Pffft!
"Because I said so!"
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:33, Reply)
WHAT'S THAT? YOUR CAR IS "BROKEN"???!?!?!?!1111?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:37, Reply)
yes.
do you have a car?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:38, Reply)
Yup
It's big and red and I have someone drive me around in it
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:39, Reply)
You are Jess the cat AICMFP.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:41, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:42, Reply)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:43, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:39, Reply)
Chinny reck-on.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:41, Reply)
My class of old dears loved the excercise I got them to do during Computer Club today
and even though I had about sixty "b3th, help, I don't know what I've done here"s, I was able to answer every question. My old dears think I am a god.

Alt: about a million. Also, you were probably called 'Mum' by at least one mong.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:32, Reply)
I used to do a class like that
it was brilliant fun teaching them how to freak out their grandchildren on facebook :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:53, Reply)
I got them all to set up facebook accounts
but only one old boy actually uses it. And he keeps asking me why he can see what they've posted, and why they think it would be of interest to him.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:03, Reply)
The queues in Tescos were awful
and my food was ludicrous.

Edit: Oops wrong place. Oh well, here it can remain
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:41, Reply)
I have done nothing worthy today
but I am about to start painting
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:52, Reply)
yourselves?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:52, Reply)
there's only one of me
and no
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:53, Reply)
Tired legs at the gym today but I did what I could.
AND WITH A SORE FOOT!!!!


Who's the daddy?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:25, Reply)
I'm the daddy now!
NSFW

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn7o35NcJwo
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:27, Reply)
FACK ORF!!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:34, Reply)
*Sad face*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:35, Reply)
*kicks in goolies*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:35, Reply)
*Oww! That smarts*
*Wacks Blousie round the head with a sock filled with snooker balls*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:37, Reply)
That's the nearest any balls have been to my face in fucking ages.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:43, Reply)
Just you wait until May
I'm gonna sneak into your room when you're asleep and teabag you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:50, Reply)
Make sure you don't get Tourettes by mistake : )
Or DG for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:51, Reply)
I'm going to do him first

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:53, Reply)
I won't let him know.
It will be a nice surprise for him.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:59, Reply)

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