Daft fucker.
That's a deoderant.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Might explain why it's not working
Pish.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Have you tried spraying it on then wiping it off again?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:50, Reply)

I like this

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:00, Reply)

I like this

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:02, Reply)

I like great seats for Squeeze at the Phil.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:04, Reply)

I totally missed this one.
I keep seeing it - link or explanation?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Roota double posted about seeing Squeeze at the Phil with great seats.
It's become a meme for when something gets repeated / double posted.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:08, Reply)

Thank you sir!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Top Marks Davros
You can have a gold star.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Thank you, sir.
Can I have a housepoint as well? Or, failing that, Andy Carroll back at the toon?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Carroll for £35million is madness.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:17, Reply)

It is.
Yes, he's had a good one and a half seasons, but it could well be a massive fluke and he may turn out to be a bit shit. Just shows how desperate Liverpool are at the moment.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:21, Reply)

Nicky Maynard scored more than him last season.
Who is likely to replace Carroll?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Probably no one at this short notice.
Although I think that, given a chance, Ranger could do a job for us without having to get someone else in.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:27, Reply)

You can have Frankie Carroll by Thin Lizzy.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:17, Reply)

You can have Frankie by the Pointer Sisters for nothing.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Possibly a contender for one of the worst hit singles ever.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:24, Reply)

That's a BIG list

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:27, Reply)

It is.
But you've just given me an earworm and made me remember how much my sister played that fucking single every day.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Were you 15 and your sister 12?
And was it summer and were you so in love?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:47, Reply)

The first bit is probably quite accurate, really.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Nice one Bert.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:51, Reply)

I SAID THE FIRST BIT!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:54, Reply)

AND I CALLED YOU BERT!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:59, Reply)