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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So, what's shit these days?
According to rob this board is busier than /talk with half as many active users. We're shit, though, aren't we? What else is shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:25, 264 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
My legs.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:26, Reply)
Why are they shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:27, Reply)
Because they keep getting tired and I don't know why.
This means I cannot fulfill my potential when I go to the gym.

Sainsburys is also shit because their clothing is a small size which means I have to buy a bigger size. DON'T THEY KNOW I HAVE FUCKING ISSUES WITH MY SIZE AND THEY ARE NOT HELPING ME!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:28, Reply)
How small is the cut of the average supermarket item of clobber?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:38, Reply)
I would say one size smaller.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:40, Reply)
That isn't a huge amount is it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:41, Reply)
It is when you walk around feeling like you're staring in your own version of Attack of the 50ft woman.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:42, Reply)
the same with
Abercrombie and Fitch. Their size large is actually a small size 12. Now that's depressing
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:56, Reply)
Bastards!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:57, Reply)
why can't they just frigging standardise!?

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Because they're shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:21, Reply)
shitting bastards

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Terrible Muthafuckin' Hoors
Ought to be shot, sent back to where they came from, then shot again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:24, Reply)
then raised from the dead
turned into zombies then shot again
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With a right big cannon.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:37, Reply)
How was the road trip?
Did you try the ferry?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:30, Reply)
It was incredible, and no.
Parked the car up after the drive from Addlestone to Hackney and didn't touch it for two whole days. We took the bus into central and the boat up and down the river. Yesterday we paddled in the sea, much to the delight of some onlookers who I think thought I was a foot fetishist, taking photos of Poppet with her boots and socks off and jeans rolled-up to the knees. The whole trip was utterly awesome and I'd repeat it in an instant.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:39, Reply)
Good man
Doing the Thames boat trip is good as well.

Have a big dollop of kudos poured on you - I love adventures like the one you've just done and I'm proud to share a bit of the internet with you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:46, Reply)
Fair play, cheers.
I'll be doing more of this, mark my words. An adventure is a good way of describing it, and adventure is something that's been lacking in my life the past fifteen years.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:52, Reply)
but half of /talk migrate over here
even if some of them should fuck off right back there again (well, ok, one of them). has he factored that into his stats, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:36, Reply)
Probably not, they're all welcome as far as I'm concerned.
I lurk over there a fair bit and it cracks me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:40, Reply)
I go over now and again to remind myself how crap it is.
Different strokes for different folks I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:41, Reply)
Wotcha talkin' about Blousie?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:42, Reply)
Where have you been all day?
Texting your other woman?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:44, Reply)
It's that Spaniel from down the road
I knew it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:49, Reply)
No it's actually another woman.
Bless him!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:50, Reply)
Nah.
The other woman of which you speak says she'll call, but she never does.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:01, Reply)
typical woman

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:02, Reply)
You could always call her
Not obsessively, but just once every so often - say, every ten minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:09, Reply)
there is only one person on here that i dislike full stop
the rest i either like because they make me laugh or i have zero clue who they are
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:48, Reply)
bloody hell I didn't say that much stuff!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:54, Reply)
I reckon it'd only take a couple of guesses to get who, but I'm not that much of a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:55, Reply)
it's you isn't it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:00, Reply)
*bows*
How goes the work placement thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:02, Reply)
dull frankly
and ineffective. They were so unprepared for when I arrived that half the time has passed and we have accomplished basically nothing of what they really wanted.

It's also not helping my sleeping.

Bit shit really, but fuck it, at least it's reasonably stress free.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:28, Reply)
How much longer have you got to go?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:36, Reply)
till end of March as things stand
but it depends very much on how much work there is available for me to do at my company.

I'm going to have to put my foot down and say I don't want to do it for more than another month after that, unless it is that or lose my job.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:41, Reply)
It's a big ask really, I don't know if/how they're compensating you
but moving you away from the woman you're due to marry for half your week is a bit shit, especially if you feel like you're not achieving much.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:50, Reply)
That sounds like some arrangement.
Married for half a week then single for the rest... is this the Edmund model of matrimony?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:53, Reply)
I wouldn't fancy it.
I like being around my friends almost all the time, and my mrs is my best friend. It's not been very nice, and I don't mind admitting it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:17, Reply)
I'd hate it, I must admit.
The odd night is fine, but on a regular basis? My best mate's hubby is in Iraq at the moment and it's driving her nuts being separated for months at a time. And they've got two toddlers.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:24, Reply)
I couldn't imagine that
longest I've been away from the mrs since she moved to Devon is about 4 nights I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:51, Reply)
fuck all really
I got lucky with where I'm staying so I'm making a little bit extra, but only because I got in where I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:55, Reply)
it's me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:09, Reply)
I really can't think of anyone I dislike on OT
.
So I can't think who it might be that you dislike.

Which can only mean

That it's me.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:41, Reply)
It will be if you keep writing like Rudyard Kipling.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:54, Reply)
I go there in the evenings quite a lot

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:57, Reply)
having a cold
and no one to make lemsips for me
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Proper honey and lemon tea and two paracetamol is the way forward.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post916291#post916294
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:12, Reply)
I don't have these ingredients
:(

to be fair i'm not as bad as I was. Still think I'll take tomorrow off work, too
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I've been looking forward to super bowl but have been told today that my dog will have to be locked up in my room while people are over
which will be for about seven hours
so I reckon I won't be watching it
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:16, Reply)
Why can't the dog mingle with your Super Bowl guests?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:21, Reply)
because she gets mega excited and jumps on people sometimes
there will be a baby and an old man
so I'll have to take her elsewhere until around midnight
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:26, Reply)
Well keep her on the lead when people first arrive
And then you can correct her behaviour as necessary until the dog calms down.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:41, Reply)
No, I can't.
I was told I needed to keep her locked in her cage if she will be at the house when people are there.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:42, Reply)
On friday, on Facebook, my local animal shelter had a horrific story of an abused dog that got left outside it's doors.
When I read the story, my heart melted, and it was payday, so I gave them a few bob (more than what I've ever given to charity before). I almost got weepy at it, at work, as my head wasn't right last week at all. But then inside 4 hours they hit their target and then now they're at 250% of their target. But over the weekend, another dog also got left, that needed a massive leg operation, and they didn't have to put it down 'cus they had the money to treat it properly and it's really restored my faith in the world a little bit. Plus I got quite a few 'likes' on my reply to their pictures on their FB, which is always good validation =D
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:56, Reply)
You're a gent gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:01, Reply)
=)
I think I'll do something like that every month. The good Karma is totally worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:17, Reply)
That's really good.
I had to call about a dog once because it was left outside with no shelter other than an old truck to lay under, it hadn't been washed in ages and was always outside. Made me sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:02, Reply)
The cypriot-turks can be really bad at that.
I've seen in villages, dogs kept in shacks in fields, and far worst. It makes me want to take all these dogs away.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:17, Reply)
My PC dying is shit
The rest is pretty good, I just scoffed a tasty stir fry that cost very little but was also healthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:17, Reply)
Woohoo!
We are also having stir fry tonight :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:21, Reply)
TTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRREEEEEEETTTTTTTTEEEEEEES!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:22, Reply)
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL \:D/
SCHLEEEEEEEEEURP!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:24, Reply)
Great minds, eh!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:23, Reply)
*chest bumps*

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:26, Reply)
My favourite kind of bumps

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:28, Reply)
me too!
*trigger fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:35, Reply)
What happened to the PC?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:22, Reply)
Mobo and/or CPU dead
Have ordered a new machine and will flog off the old bits that still work.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:24, Reply)
What's the video card?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:31, Reply)
Blockbuster.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:40, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/answers?q=%22leave+the+internet%22
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:42, Reply)
Brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:44, Reply)
nice one

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Don't encourage him.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:44, Reply)
Radeon 4850

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:46, Reply)
Daft fucker.
That's a deoderant.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:48, Reply)
Might explain why it's not working
Pish.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:49, Reply)
Have you tried spraying it on then wiping it off again?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:50, Reply)
I like this

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:00, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:02, Reply)
I like great seats for Squeeze at the Phil.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:04, Reply)
I totally missed this one.
I keep seeing it - link or explanation?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:05, Reply)
Roota double posted about seeing Squeeze at the Phil with great seats.
It's become a meme for when something gets repeated / double posted.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:08, Reply)
Thank you sir!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:10, Reply)
Top Marks Davros
You can have a gold star.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:11, Reply)
Thank you, sir.
Can I have a housepoint as well? Or, failing that, Andy Carroll back at the toon?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:12, Reply)
Carroll for £35million is madness.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:17, Reply)
It is.
Yes, he's had a good one and a half seasons, but it could well be a massive fluke and he may turn out to be a bit shit. Just shows how desperate Liverpool are at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:21, Reply)
Nicky Maynard scored more than him last season.
Who is likely to replace Carroll?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:25, Reply)
Probably no one at this short notice.
Although I think that, given a chance, Ranger could do a job for us without having to get someone else in.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:27, Reply)
You can have Frankie Carroll by Thin Lizzy.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:17, Reply)
You can have Frankie by the Pointer Sisters for nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:22, Reply)
Possibly a contender for one of the worst hit singles ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:24, Reply)
That's a BIG list

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:27, Reply)
It is.
But you've just given me an earworm and made me remember how much my sister played that fucking single every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:29, Reply)
Were you 15 and your sister 12?
And was it summer and were you so in love?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:47, Reply)
The first bit is probably quite accurate, really.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Nice one Bert.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:51, Reply)
I SAID THE FIRST BIT!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:54, Reply)
AND I CALLED YOU BERT!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:59, Reply)
How about gazzing me the spec of everything?
If it's just the CPU that's gone I might be interested in everything else if I can pick up a replacement for the right price.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:49, Reply)
I reckon it's the motherboard as well
But I'll gaz you in a short while :)
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:50, Reply)
Mildew stinks of shit
She rolled in something nasty in the forest this evening. Several baby wipes later, I can still smell her so the next step is to deploy the Febreeze :o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:22, Reply)
fox wee?
I hear that smells nasty
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There are foxes around where we've been,
but the cakeage on her back is brown and smelly :(
How did your lesson observation go?
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:25, Reply)
i was EXCELLENT!
the toppest of all top grades
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*shirt over the head*
*powerslides*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:27, Reply)
Sweeeeetie!!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:31, Reply)
*bum bumps*
SCHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEURP!!! xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:34, Reply)
fox shit perhaps?
that stuff fucking reeks
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:29, Reply)
That is a diSTINCT possibility
*needs MOAR baby wipes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:36, Reply)
Decomposing prostitute?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:25, Reply)
Hahaha!
Yep, that would work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:27, Reply)
give her a baff
Echo got a baff on saturday
yay baff
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:27, Reply)
bathing her when she's this bad is not pleasant.
I have to wrestle her to keep her in, which results in me resembling a council estate stinky wet T shirt competition - then the entire bathroom needs scrubbing from floor to ceiling. She doesn't do "sitting nicely" in the bath :o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:31, Reply)
eurgh

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:32, Reply)
My mate used to wrestle her shitzu in the bath, it was fucking comical to watch.
I bathed her the next time and made it totally stress-free and fun and slow and quiet and she loved it. I got to bath her from then on which suited me, fucking thing had a fungal skin infection so she stank he house our four days out of seven.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:34, Reply)
When are you coming up north mate?
With much coaxing I can get her to stand relatively still, so long as her face doesn't get wet. *shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:39, Reply)
Just try and make it as fun and stress-free as possible
and instead of that rotten smelly doggy shampoo, just smear her with shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:42, Reply)
Trust me she's an utter spacker when it comes to bath time.
Which is odd because when she's out near water, you can't keep her out of the stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:46, Reply)
Put some shells around the bath and salt in the bath water.
She'll never know.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:48, Reply)
She bloody would, you know...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:49, Reply)
Fill the bath with mud and water and leave it to go stagnant for three months.
She'll get in it soon enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:55, Reply)
add sewage and chemical run off
and it'll be just like swansea bay
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Echo is the same
in the bath, she is completely calm but hates being in it, she doesn't mind it when I use a wash cloth on her. And she quite likes it when she's wiped down with a towel.
But out near a river or something she loves it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:55, Reply)
Our old dog used to look really grumpy when you gave her a bath
and she would take wait until she was standing next to something valuable before she shook herself off. You had to stalk her holding a towel and when she started to do the full body shake, chuck it over her to stop water spraying everywhere.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:59, Reply)
haha I don't let her out of the bathroom until she's half dry at least

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:03, Reply)
Biscuit and Benji just stand in the bath or shower till it's over.
Very still and well behaved even when being towel dried. Onced out of the bath Biscuit rounds round like a demented thing rubbing up against the soft furnishings to dry herself.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:10, Reply)
I'm loving this conversation.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:20, Reply)
You're typing one handed, aren't you Jeff?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:21, Reply)
I was.
I'm spent now.

*Wipes screen*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:23, Reply)
Being at work this week is shit
I've spent the day in an occupation where they're running seminars on interesting things for the rest of the week, but I can't go to any of them because I'm at work.

Also, I have to work really late Saturday night and be up stupidly early Sunday morning to go to Barnsley for my godson's christening, and I can't decide what to wear. That is shit too.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:28, Reply)
If you're going to Barnsley
a bin bag with holes in it will do.

Y'OK Bella? Are you around on Friday morning?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:35, Reply)
I'm alright yeah.
How are you?

It depends what you class as Friday morning I suppose, I'm working late Thursday night.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:41, Reply)
I've got to go to Cullingworth on Friday morning
If you're alive you could put the kettle on as I'll be going past the end of your road.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:46, Reply)
I doubt I'll be awake until about 10.30
Since working a late means I won't get to sleep until about 4.30

If it's after that, feel free to drop by. I'll be in my PJs though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:52, Reply)
I'll give you a ring beforehand.
I may have a dog with me, with a bandage on his foot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Sounds fine
Why does your dog have a poorly foot?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:59, Reply)
He'll tell you on Friday.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:06, Reply)
You are Eoin McLove
AICMFP


(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:22, Reply)
That was brilliant Jeff
But it worries me that you could get that image so quickly.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:24, Reply)
You know that I don't sign popular culture
Don't taunt me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:26, Reply)
*Taps nose*
Never you mind about that, just know that when you meet up with TD, you'll have to call him Eoin McLove.

And what is Eoin's big secret?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:26, Reply)
Hehe

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:29, Reply)
Also.
If you've got any jam in your fridge, be warned. TD might just start eating it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:31, Reply)
I'm further South than them boys
Barrow, thank you.

Although I like the reference.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:34, Reply)
I have met Bella.
He has similar hair to me though - detachable Playpeople style hair -although I don't think Playpeople came with grey hair.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:31, Reply)
In that case, we definitely need our own stats board :D
Except the Nightcrawler section would be pretty much empty, no one's really on between 12-6am apart from the Late-Night Discos that usually pitter out at around 2 anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:08, Reply)
pitter?
peter surely?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:20, Reply)
Pitta
We all fuck off to eat late-night flatbread.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:22, Reply)
I'm not thinking quite right.
How are you, darlin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:24, Reply)
Apart from being a massive beardy cunt, obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:26, Reply)
Obviously
apart from that I'm pretty good, I'm in my Pyjamas, I've just watched two episodes of Hollyoaks and I'm off to bed soon.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:29, Reply)

to bed for a wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:30, Reply)
Shocking accusation.
I'm just looking up where to stay on my upcoming holiday. We're going to Germany for a week so I need to find hotels in Berlin and Munich.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:31, Reply)
I've been looking at where to stay for swipey and Rakky's bash.
Fuck me London 'cheap' hotels are bloody expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:33, Reply)
Enzyme found a place in the docklands which was pretty cheap.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:36, Reply)
Think it was a Travelodge.
I'll wait a bit and see if they have another one of their £19 room sales, as we'll be staying two nights this time, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:41, Reply)
Sleep well!
I've started on Supernatural after hearing Amberl and TGB witter on about it last night. It's pretty fuckin' good, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:31, Reply)
Is it all pretty boys and spooky girls?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:32, Reply)
Pretty boys, I think this one is an undead child.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:39, Reply)
My ability to stay up 10pm has gone to shit these days
This whole having-a-proper-job thing has ruined my sleep pattern.

What's been happening on OT in the absence while I moved down to these southern parts?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:31, Reply)
Where did you move to?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:33, Reply)
Just outside Cardiff
My accent's not been entirely ruined yet though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:34, Reply)
Wales, I think.
Possibly Cardiff? I heard he was going out with gay-as-a-feather-duster-but-surprisingly-straight-looking Torchwood star John Barrowman now.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:35, Reply)
It was just ONE DRINK DAMMIT
Also, how gay are feather dusters?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:36, Reply)
Some are fine, but John Barrowmans dusters are extremely gay.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:37, Reply)
I'm glad I knew this before I went out and bought one
Are you down on the South coast just now?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:39, Reply)
No, i'm going there tomorrow.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:41, Reply)
Poor man
Do you at least get to spend some time playing on the beach and eating ice cream?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:47, Reply)
No, but I get to spend time watching my parents SKY and eating the contents of their freezer.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:52, Reply)
Next best thing, innit?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:53, Reply)
How's the job going?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:44, Reply)
Job's going well
They trust me with a computer and everything, albeit one that's not really powerful enough to run the software I need, but it's a step in the right direction. How's life in London and the new flat?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Life in London was good for the two days we were there
although the hotel we stayed at was pretty poor in the arse-end of Homerton past Hackney. I live in Bucks as it happens, and the new flat is fucking awesome, I actually missed it while I was away this past ten days so it's great to come back to it and all my home comforts. Are you all moved-in to a new place round Cardiff way or still looking?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:52, Reply)
Bucks, London, they're pretty near each other
I'm thinking of just going wandering around Wales in the car at weekends and staying in whatever B&B I can find in arse-end-of-nowhere towns.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:55, Reply)
Go to Three Cliffs Bay on The Mumbles.
Gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:07, Reply)
"You don't seem to have sockets for me to charge my phone. Unless I unplug one of your lights there..."
Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:42, Reply)
Got a job for you, Gary.
/taps nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:46, Reply)
Ooh what, Guv?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:51, Reply)
Bloke called Carroll.
Long hair, dodgy thigh. One hammer required to be struck in direct contact with both kneecaps. And no questions asked.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:56, Reply)
Has his car been replaced yet?
Maybe he is due another small fire.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:58, Reply)
I have it good authority
that his thigh injury wasn't sustained in a training accident, but by falling off a barstool.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:59, Reply)
Nose like putty?
Yeah I know him...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Good lad.
There's a consignment of Kappa trackie tops in for you and a series of money off vouchers for FKC if you don't get caught.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:10, Reply)
Library?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:46, Reply)
Pub

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Why don't hotels have plug sockets near the bed?
In fact, hotels generally have fucking rubbish plugging-in facilities, it's almost like they don't want you using all their electricity. Thankfully I had the foresight to take a three-way block plug along this past week, else me batteries would never get charged.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:57, Reply)
I bet you'd let them 'unplug your lights', you slag
I nearly got to come to L'pool for a training course, but alas, I don't get to. Sad (but probably all round safer) times.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Surprisingly, not a great deal is shit at the moment
I'm tired, work is a bit meh and money will be tight this month as ever, but that's about it. 7/10 good effort. I'm also full of cheesecake which is probably playing a role in my good mood.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:45, Reply)
Have you been to the supermarket now?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:46, Reply)
I went to the 'surprisingly average' market earlier.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:48, Reply)
I used to live on a rough estate and had to walk home via the supermarket everynight.
Well, it was the Safeway.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:50, Reply)
Jesus...
but it asda be done, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:51, Reply)
Sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:52, Reply)
Jeff
Leave the internet now.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:54, Reply)
What about DG?
He is ALWAYS punning on here as well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:56, Reply)
But he's not a massive arsehole

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:01, Reply)
+ got
+ so it feels better when I roger him.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:03, Reply)
Jeff! Jeff! Jeff!
We could totally go on Match of the Day! We'd be football pundits!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:09, Reply)
None of that sexist banter though....eh!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:11, Reply)
Get back in the kitchen and make me dinner.
While you're at it, please rub your tits suggestively.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:13, Reply)
I can see you and Jeff are going to get on.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:14, Reply)
I did say 'please'.
I'm not totally unreasonable.

*wanks while crying and reciting the offside rule*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:17, Reply)
In interfering with yourself a lot like interfering with play?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Unbelievable Jeff!
Hang on, I'm Jeff....

You can imagine the continuity announcer, 'And now, Match of the Day, you're watching BBC Pun'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:12, Reply)
I like you Jeff
Because I enjoy the sensation of deja vu.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:52, Reply)
You like me?
Deja WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:54, Reply)
You're very popular.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:55, Reply)
I don't think I am Blousie.
I keep getting asked to leave the Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:56, Reply)
Yes but we always ignore the fact you don't.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:01, Reply)
You're going to put me on ignore?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:02, Reply)
No dear.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:04, Reply)
Don't push me now..
I mean, you're asking about emotions and stuff that I'm not sure about.

But...but...yeah - I think Jeff is OK. Oh Fuck I've gone all red and I'm going to hide behind the bus stops.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:58, Reply)
What flavour cheesecake?
Quickly - this is important.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:48, Reply)
I fucking love cheesecake

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:53, Reply)
And me!!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:54, Reply)
Yes I love you
but I really REALLY love cheesecakes.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:02, Reply)
Flavour
That's important. CRUCIAL.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:54, Reply)
cheesecake flavored cheesecake?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:56, Reply)
I'd plump for orange

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Now that's a GOOD call from our Irish correspondent.
Norway - come in Norway - your Cheesecake preference?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:08, Reply)
Norway says "Cinq point"

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:10, Reply)
Anything citrus is good I reckon.
Although Key Lime Pie is probably the best thing to come out of America since I had a wank off the Golden Gate Bridge.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:09, Reply)
I really don't get it.
I don't think it's that good.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:10, Reply)
I've never had it. Not sure how I feel about citrus cheesecake.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:14, Reply)
it's not cheese cake
sort of like lemon meringue
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Had it once and couldn't finish it.
I think I found it too sweet.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:16, Reply)
apparently it's just lime juice, sugar and eggwhites

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:19, Reply)
I bought it in a supermarket here
so maybe not a great example of the breed. That thing was dense.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:28, Reply)
I imagine a home made one would be quite sweeter

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:30, Reply)
I never thought I'd agree with anything you said
But Key Lime Pie wins so many prizes it's incredible.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Awww, I'm genuinely touched.
I now rescind my wish that you contract AIDS.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:23, Reply)
HURRY UP

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:26, Reply)
It's dessert, y'understand
We see eye to eye on dessert.

I'm not stepping back on any other issue.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:26, Reply)
White chocolate and raspberry for me.
Or baked vanilla. Or chocolate fudge. Or anything with cinnamon in.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:12, Reply)
Beckyletters made an amazing chocolate orio cheesecake for one of my BBQs

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:17, Reply)
That sounds absolutely delicious
I kind of really, really, REALLY want to make these


Even if I put on about 5kg after eating them, I'll be a happy fatty.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Urgh! You're all stark staring mad.
I'm so glad I don't have a sweet tooth.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Holy shit
they look fucking amazing.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Yes, yes they do.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:27, Reply)
I quite like the ones covered in white fudge

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:29, Reply)
I had a novel chocolate and baileys one a while back
the cook used too much gelatine though so I stormed out in disgust once I'd cleaned my plate.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Oh Baileys, the first alcohol I decided to try.
It's such a young teenager drink.

I'm looking forward to baking cakes again when I get home. I will try my hand at cheesecake though, I've not done one before.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Totally is
but I can't imagine anyone getting drunk on it. I'd say the results could be stupendously messy.

I haven't made one in years. They usually went wrong but were eaten nonetheless.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:41, Reply)
I was drinking Baileys at 3am on New Years.
It was enjoyable.

I had an excellent cheeky Glayva with my dad on christmas day too.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:43, Reply)
That stuff looks nice
must look out for it.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Start a new thread, lad.
Call me a cunt in it.

I've got half an hour before I stop drinking and I'm bored.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Not having any biscuits is shit.
Being too lazy to walk 3 minutes to the shop to buy biscuits is shit.
Being able to watch 'come dine with me' with my flatmate and not be scoffed at for thinking it's funny is not shit. So hurrah for that.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Hurrah indeed!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:50, Reply)
alwight DG.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:54, Reply)
How goes it Lusty?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:57, Reply)
It goes very well indeed.
I was going to be productive this evening but have decided that I will be productive tomorrow evening instead.

You okay?
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:00, Reply)
Good, ta.
Had a productive weekend and being back at work today wasn't shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:11, Reply)
Hurrah!
I had a king size twix today.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:54, Reply)
I think I'd go for a kitkat
and use one piece as a straw to drink my tea.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:56, Reply)
You need a packet of caramel Tim Tams. Bite off the opposite corners
suck up tea then quickly stuff entire biscuit into your mouth before it collapses in a chocolately gooey mess over your hands.

The TIM TAM SLAM!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:00, Reply)
I did that when I was in Australia.
And I'd do it again, with a crowd watching. Oh yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:03, Reply)
Mmmmmmmm, yeah.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:05, Reply)
My flat is like the arctic
this is very shit indeed.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:57, Reply)

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