hahaha
The good thing about being single at the moment is a kingsize bed all to myself. I use one side for books
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:43, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Do you sleep spine-to-spine?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:44, Reply)

I have all the covers

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Do you sleep in a dust-jacket?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)

that would be novel

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:46, Reply)

Do you have a hard-back?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:47, Reply)

that was
penny dreadful
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:49, Reply)

Shall we close this chapter?
I'll only get asked to leave the Internet again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:51, Reply)

fine
I get the picture!...book
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:53, Reply)

Behave.
Can't we just turn the page, and start again?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:00, Reply)

I've been sleeping with Catullus for about a week.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:47, Reply)

I'm reading a book which has greek gods and goddesses and things in
but it's still sci fi
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:48, Reply)

Ooh aye?
Not read a novel in ages. It's genuinely making me sad.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:48, Reply)

Ilium, Dan Simmons
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:49, Reply)

I think I've heard of him.
Retelling of the fall of Troy, by any chance?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:50, Reply)

yes
it could be complete bollocks, but I know little enough about it that I'm enjoying the book
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:52, Reply)

Is Hector the best character in the book?
If so, it's doing it right.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:56, Reply)

wut?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:56, Reply)

Totally.
Best. Character. In the Iliad.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:59, Reply)

I don't even know what to say
Achilles for sure
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:01, Reply)

Nooooooo
he's such a douche, and a whiny one to boot.

I can't believe we're doing this
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:05, Reply)

I'm shaking my head in disbelief
Hector. He's rubbish. And he killed Patroclus but not even by himself.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:08, Reply)

But he loves his wife and son and his country and everyone agrees he's Generally A Nice Guy.
Shag marry kill Hector Odysseus and Achilles?

Marry Hector, shag Odysseus (with a condom, the filthy slag), and kill the whiny bitch.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:10, Reply)

It would be a tough call
since I don't want to marry Odysseus (for obvious reasons) and I don't want to marry Achilles (for obvious reasons) but Hector has to be to kill.

So Hector- Kill. Achilles- Shag. Odysseus (assuming no marriage to Penelope- I ain't no bigamist, bitch) -Marry
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:15, Reply)

Hector's not been in it all that much
it's an odd kind of take on it, in that the gods are all post humans and there are also reconstituted dudes who were scholars in their previous lives who are working out if stuff is happening like what it did in the original book
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:58, Reply)

Hahahaha
bizarrely, so do I. And I was always quite good about sharing the covers, but a right total bastard about putting my cold feet on warm bits of body.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:48, Reply)

I fucking hate that.
Unless it is pre-arranged.

A needy cry of 'my feet are cold' is normally all it take to welcome them onto me, but to be attacked with cold feet? Horrible.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:50, Reply)

I don't think you really need to worry
about the likelihood of me putting my cold feet on you. Since it's usually pre-empted by an evil chuckle, the other half generally knows it's coming anyway.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:53, Reply)

I wasn't worried berk.
No. In. The. Slightest.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:03, Reply)

No, I don't suppose for a minute that you were
you're almost certainly safe from my cold feet. The tickling finger, however...
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:11, Reply)

Oooh! Matron!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:15, Reply)

Haha
I'm not sure thats tickling that's being done in that picture. It may involve a finger though.
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:19, Reply)

Either way.
It's quite the 'carry on'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:20, Reply)

Carry on?
well, since you've asked so nicely...
*tickles*
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:24, Reply)

STOP IT!
*Gets the giggles*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:26, Reply)

Hehehe

(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:31, Reply)