Hi Pauly
For lunch I had some food, washed down with a drink.

I would choose to show our alien overlords either:
Anal Cumsluts 14 OR Gigantic Jugged Cuntwhores 7

I'd let them choose which, depending on whether they were breast or arse kinda aliens.
( broadsword, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

We could also offer them the imperial majesty that is
Ice Dildo Bitches. It does exactly what it says on the tin

unlike anal cumsluts of course, which is a tender and moving portrayal of a childhood lost in mid-sixites small town America. Obviously.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Ouch
ice dildo? Would that not sting somewhat?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:12, Reply)

i think it would stick

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Ooof!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:15, Reply)

I can't say I've personally tried
however, in so far as my memory extends to my undergraduate years, it appeared not.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I almost forgot, should also offer them Bare Bumming Bummer Boys 9 just in case they swing that way

( broadsword, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:15, Reply)