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Generic Lunch ThreadA bit of sushi bento box for me.
Let's say aliens came down and you got to choose a single movie to show them to represent the planet, so they decide not to blow it up, what movie would you pick?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:25,
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Independence DayThat'll show the little green fuckers!
I have two tortilla wraps with Mexicana cheese, boiled egg, red pepper and salad in. Odd combo but tastes good!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:29,
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Haha!That's about 3 times we've done that today!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:31,
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Surf's up.I've had beans on toast and a mini pork pie.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:29,
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Independence Day, just so they knew who they were fucking with.Chilli and rice for me today, and for the next 3 weeks, the only change is that it'll be jacket potato instead of rice from Thursday.
EDIT: Actually, maybe I'll show them Donnie Darko, so they can be bored to death? See also: War Of The Worlds, Something About Mary, Zoolander, Superbad, etc.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:30,
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Basicly, any film set in a forrest.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:38,
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Ferngully: the Last Rainforest?which Avatar ripped off
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:47,
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Avatar was alright 'cus it had neons, without it it would just be yet another forrest film.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:57,
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I thought it was Pocohontas it ripped off?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:07,
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you are wrongdonnie darko is BRILLIANT
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:07,
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No it's not.It's so far up it's own arse it's near unbearable.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:14,
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yes it isit's all time paradoxy and curled in on itself and lovely and moving.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:16,
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I just didn't enjoy it, found it very dullThis was made worse by everyone else fawning over how 'amazing' it is. I feel the same about Fight Club too.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:19,
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given my love of sci fi and cyberpunkI have to admit to being underwhelmed when I first saw The Matrix. There were some cool effects, but the story was nothing that hadn't been done in books for years before.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:23,
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I've never read any Sci Fi, so I thoroughly enjoyed the film.2 & 3 were shit though.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:27,
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Fight Club is greatbook is better though
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:26,
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ooh! I just realised now I have a DVD drive, I could watch a film!My choice of DVDs is:
Serenity
Pirates of the Carribean (1 and 2)
The Snowman
The stage show of War of the Worlds
Children of Men
A thing we filmed at LARP once.
OH the choices!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:29,
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oh yeahand a pirated version of every episode of The Prisoner
I think I need to work on my DVD collection
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:31,
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Serenity.Any of the others would simply be a waste of your time.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:31,
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The larp one is an epic tale, thoughGoz won't like it, it's set in a forest
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:33,
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It may be epic, but is it really as good as Serenity?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:45,
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not so muchI just watched all 10 minutes of it.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:46,
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Ah, fair enough.Have you seen Firefly?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:48,
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I am offended that you think I hadn't :(in fact the only reason I'm not going to the firefly larp this year is that it's fully booked
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:50,
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It's a question I have to ask!I actually saw Serenity before Firefly, supposedly that ruins it, but I'm not fussed!
Firefly LARP? To each their own, I suppose. Although, I was watching Castle recently, it had Nathan Fillion dress up as a 'Space Cowboy' for Hallowe'en, before his daughter turns to him and says "Come on Dad, didn't you do that about 5 years ago?" Made me chuckle.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:52,
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I've not been able to go yetbut apparently it's good. It's not so much based on the show as on the world the show/film is set in. I have a ship and crew planned and everything. One day I'll get round to it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:57,
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reallyI only know that guy's name because you always go on about him - who's he, then?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:23,
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The bender from Brokeback MountainThe one who helped Heath Slater make a pencil disappear.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:26,
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never saw broke back mountainI vaguely remember that batman film
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:30,
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Neither have I, I just like this picture!
CFB
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:34,
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OI, GONZicanhascheezburger.com/2011/01/28/funny-pictures-apology-accepted/
And for the film, Rising Damp, the movie.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:30,
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Wall-E.To show we know our faults, and how thoughtful and sentimental we can be.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:33,
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My usualhummus, carrot, apple.
I'd show them the complete Lord of the Rings directors cut editions, and then we could use the 3 days they took to watch it to destroy their space ships. Sorted.
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Oooh, lunch.Home-made daal curry from the freezer and a bag of little mini poppadoms from Tesco which made me feel like a giant for five minutes. This has been the highlight of my day.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:36,
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Looking out for your spleen, I see.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:41,
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You'll slip up again soon, and I will get to use that joke one more time!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:06,
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IndeedIn much the same way the texas chainsaw massacre was a health & safety film about chainsaws.
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Either pasta or soup, I can't decide.Alt: Taxedermia. It would confuse them so much that we could steal their weapons.
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That sounds suspiciously like something I might have to make myselfRather than just heating up. Therefore: NO.
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Last night's cold Chinese.I'd make them sit through Moulin Rouge. Partly because I had to so everyone else should have to suffer, and partly because once I tell them that the film was generally well-received, they'll pity us to such an extent that they'll fuck off.
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How in the name of shitting christ can you like Glee and hate Moulin Rouge?HOW DARTH? HOW?
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It's not complicatedMoulin Rouge was shite. I can't stand Baz Luhrmann at the best of times, his films are all coated with such a veneer of ooh-look-at-me-aren't-I-fantastic pretension. And when you bear in mind what his debut was, that is not something I say lightly
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I've seen half his films, and thoroughly enjoyed both of them.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:17,
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I so loved Strictly Ballroom.But I agree about Moulin Rouge. Didn't even finish watching it and I rarely do that.
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girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:18,
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The first time I saw Strictly Ballroom I thought it was fucking ridiculousThe outfits, the hair, the fake tan. Now when I watch it I find it a little too close to home and painful. It was better when I could laugh at it.
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NopeI'm with Bella on the Glee, but anything Baz Luhrmann sets his hands on turns to absolute shit, especially Moulin Rouge
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:00,
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I really liked it.Yep, I'm sure this'll mean I'm a 'bumder' and all that shite, but I thought the film was superb, made me laugh my arse off in bits, and I got to perve on Nicole Kidman.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:05,
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I'm hoping one of them will look like Jeff Goldblume.(
girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:11,
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what?women love men dripping in viscera
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:16,
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Seriously?
A wrestler most famous for playing the character of Viscera
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:17,
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Why does the black man have a wizard standing behind him?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:19,
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what's that man doing in the background with that wand?(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:19,
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It's meant to be a baton, his gimmick was that of a teacher.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:20,
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It's Bob on a weekendWith his big black bitch.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:20,
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it's a good thing those nipples are covered otherwise it might be nsfa(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:22,
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His gimmick before this had him wearing velour tracksuits, being called the 'World's Largest Love Machine'I'm not sure which one sickens me more.
Here's a picture of him wearing it, looking like he's raping someone...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:23,
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i HATE velourit's making my nose itch just thinking about it :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:24,
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DUDEI've just eaten, thanks. I really didn't need to know ANY of that.
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perhaps longer than that!isn't it cruel how a man can get fatter, everywhere, but his cock
that's just so wrong
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:33,
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According to wiki, he weighs 487lb.o.O
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:22,
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He could do with a good bra, thats for sure(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:23,
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I have no suggestionsbut I probably do have supernoodles for lunch. In fact that might be all the food I have
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:09,
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dirty dancing and pretty womani won't care if they blow up the planet then
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:14,
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Something written by Richard Curtis.The crazy alien folk would think 'What a pile of shite, these people have enough on their plate without us blowing them up'
They'd then get back into their flying saucer and fuck off.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:18,
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Unsure. May have some chicken and pasta salad. Or maybe a salad. I just don't know.I would show them Fired Up!
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:18,
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Who says that aliens would want to blow us up anyway?they might be all about the peace and love and shit.
I had fish pie and a caramel. I'm feeling particularly full and would really like a snooze...
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America would ruin it all with their big dumb rednecks and their guns.(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:25,
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Kristine, you're american, what on earth does this mean "all of the boys and all of the girls I'm begging for if you seek amy" ?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:36,
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All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to EFF YOU SEE KAY meShe says "if you seek amy"
if said quickly it sounds like F U C K me
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:40,
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I love the fact that no-one recognised that when she released it, it wasn't until after release it was noticed.Well, supposedly.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:44,
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to the general public that didn't buy itI read an article about some woman that'd bought the cd for her kids and I'm thinking, why the fuck would you buy a brittney cd for kids? It's all sexual.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:14,
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But at one point, to get pass the sensors on childrens telivision, where it's been played, they tried to pass it off as "All of the boys and all of the girls I'm begging for if you seek amy"........ what did they think that meant?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:45,
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I saw a less attractive and dashing version of you in Burnley today.(
girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:33,
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That'll be the north-south divide Blousie.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:34,
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Did he have a whippet and some pigeons with him?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:36,
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Was there evidence of food from Greggs the baker?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:40,
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Probably ate it sat outside Greggs where all the pigeons congrigate.He was also wearing a velour jacket.
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girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:41,
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will everyone shut up about velour!*shudder*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:51,
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I own velvet leggings.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:52,
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wrongalthough for some reason I can deal with a velvet jacket
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:12,
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Judging by his girlfriend I would say he's been high since 1974.(
girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:02,
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A lot like Monty then, yes?It's probably all those years of injecting MDMA directly into his mouth.
A process known as 'E by gum' up North.
*Gets prepared for the usual Internet exit request*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:04,
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*fetches +14 Elven frying pan of further retribution**takes run up*
*spangs back to the stone age*
you terrible, terrible cunt.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:06,
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Good God Jeff!Where do you get these terrible jokes?
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girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:13,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:36,
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YepTo the town hall, of all places! I shall not return
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:40,
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I would show them ET to prove that we are capable of love and friendship that can transcend the differences between our two racesand while they were blubbering over the ending I'd cave their vile insectoid heads with an crowbar until the celing was dripping with their blood and entrails.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:46,
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This would be the ETwhere they cocoon the house in plastic and try to kill the alien, who is then forced to fuck off back to his own planet at the end after nicking a bike, yes?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:48,
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But THE LOVE OF A CHILD etc.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:56,
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Actually I'd probably just dim the lights and put some porn on,they'd make their excuses and leave.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:57,
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peanut butter on toast (crunchy)I think I'd show them Office Space just so I can then answer all their questions "mmmmmmmmkay"
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:49,
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yes pleaseOh wait, you were offering me some, right?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:51,
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oh sure I'm putting more toast in rightnow(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:53,
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*raises hands*Can I have two slices please?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:53,
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YupAlthough I don't do butter so if you want butter you're going to have to spread it yourself
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:10,
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complicated strikethrough involving butt and spread it yourself. Honestly it would be funny, I just can't be bothered as I'm eating toast
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:11,
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can i have some jam on it too, please?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:12,
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I'll go all in a huff if you get jamI didnt even get butter
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:13,
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peanut butter is already butter(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:19,
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what's wrong with butter?you weirdo. butter is godly.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:20,
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Ugh.Toast without marmite, jam or plain butter/marge is simply a waste.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:56,
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Cheese is a different matter, but I accept.Nutella? Ugh.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:03,
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Nutella and bananaon wholemeal toast is amazing!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:08,
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marmite is wrong.Nothing good can come of eating dead yeasts.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:04,
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Marmite is magnificent. Like Branston Pickle.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:06,
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Branston pickle is for lazy proles who can't make their own condiments, frankly.and marmite is the greatest marketing move in the world. Know what it costs Unilever? about £1 per ton. They then add salt, put it in a jar and sell it for around £30,000 per ton. That's a profit margin, there.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:09,
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Bottled waterThe prosecution rests
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:12,
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That's pretty close.but even just tap water costs £2.20 per ton and bottled water sells for about £2000 per ton, so still way below marmite profit margins
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:15,
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*invests in Marmite shares*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:17,
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Then I'm a lazy proleIt's godly on ham and cheese toasties.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:12,
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I have tried itI just prefer a cold pickle
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:16,
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There's a necrophilia joke here, I just can't see it...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:18,
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nah, I agree, it's good shit.but making your own really is a piece of piss and it's way better.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:19,
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Never even tried it tbhBut would definitely give it a shot.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:20,
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How can you like Office Space and not The Office?Give me just _one_ eppisode of the american office and I bet I'll get you to like it =)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:12,
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because the Office is fucking awful , Gonzand Gervais is just a pointless wanker.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:24,
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This is very truei was beginning to suspect it was only me who realised this
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:25,
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Aside me and a couple of mates, we're the only people who I know who likes him.I think he's great most of the time, but didn't really dig Extras.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:27,
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He is a smug cuntI cant stand him
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:29,
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Very, very early in his careerhe was a decent stand-up. Then the Office got ridiculous acclaim, and he just got so far up his own arse that he thought he could do no wrong. And he's just not funny. Recent awards ceremony? just because you sling abuse at celebrities doesn't make it funny, it still just makes it abuse. An idiot Abroad? I would genuinely lose both legs for that never to have been made. Not so I don't have to watch it but so the rest of the world doesn't think that's what we consider humour.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:35,
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Hi PaulyFor lunch I had some food, washed down with a drink.
I would choose to show our alien overlords either:
Anal Cumsluts 14 OR Gigantic Jugged Cuntwhores 7
I'd let them choose which, depending on whether they were breast or arse kinda aliens.
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broadsword, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:08,
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We could also offer them the imperial majesty that isIce Dildo Bitches. It does exactly what it says on the tin
unlike anal cumsluts of course, which is a tender and moving portrayal of a childhood lost in mid-sixites small town America. Obviously.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:12,
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Ouchice dildo? Would that not sting somewhat?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:12,
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i think it would stick(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:13,
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I can't say I've personally triedhowever, in so far as my memory extends to my undergraduate years, it appeared not.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:18,
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I almost forgot, should also offer them Bare Bumming Bummer Boys 9 just in case they swing that way(
broadsword, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:13,
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Two of those Malteaster bunnies.Alt: March of the Penguins. SHUT UP, THEY'RE SOOOO CUTE.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:31,
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'Soooo Cute'?Who are you and what have you done with CHCB?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:37,
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quite. Stupid fucking birds can't even fly.They are the evolutionary equivalent of Jordan.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:39,
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Surely it'd be her son?Half black, and wobbly.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:43,
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oof.I meant "survive by having people constantly film them for no reason" ... but I like yours better.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:48,
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