Have I told you about my close personal friend BBC weather Girl Laura Tobin?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

how close?
stalker close?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Bridesmaid/god parent for my mate
I've had a drink with her twice, even though she did forget who I was between the two times I'm still counting her as a close personal friend.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:45, Reply)

you're like two peas in a pod

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:45, Reply)

We're like that we are
*makes finger gesture*
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Eh?
You mean the 'make a circle between thumb and forefinger and then repeatedly jab the index finger of your other hand into the circle' gesture?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Nah I was flicking V's at crunchy.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)

*gives double bird*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)

probably for the best, she does double your existing number.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)

True, the other one is Kevin Whatley.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Does she go out with AA's 'brother'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)

She's engaged to some really tall bloke.
She could do better I think.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Is it John Leslie?
He likes weathergirls. Well, he likes raping them, anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)

I wonder what he's up to now?
Not much telly work for him now.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)

He owns a lot of property so I don't suppose he's overly bothered.
If I was him I'd have moved abroad. He's about as popular as Gary Glitter in the UK, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)

It's not a great chat up line
Hi I'm John Leslie, you may know me from Blue Peter... no... no I was aquitted... yes I did make that tape but... no.. I didn't do anything illegal!... oh fuck off"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Some chicks dig tall rapey scotsmen who can make replicas of tracey island out of household essentials

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Roota?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:04, Reply)

My understanding was she preferred the skills necessary to create a serious Christmas fire hazard
out of wire coat hangers, they may come in handy later, tinsel and candles
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:06, Reply)

*Steps in some elephant shit and falls over laughing*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:08, Reply)

*with limp wrist*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Bring and Buy sales.
What happened to them?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:11, Reply)

and helping blind people by saving tinfoil

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:12, Reply)

John Leslie brought his cock to one and bought a boy's anal virginty
they were'nt the same after that, the innocence was gone.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:12, Reply)

*knocks head off life-size Lego man*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:15, Reply)

'Ulrika Jonsson was BEGGING FOR A GOOD RAPING, I tell ya.'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Crown V Stevenson 2008 - classic defence tactic
played with the skill of a chess grand master
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:07, Reply)