*bows*
*graciously accepts the fuck you*

You might want to cut down on the frenzied all night wanking then. Leaves a man drained and shattered. So i've heard.

For some reason I struggle with not leaving umbrellas on trains. I reckon I must be close to 20 or 30 down by now.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I see the ownership of umbrealls as a transient state
I lose many, but also find many and thus the universe is balanced
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

this is very true.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

He's saying he follows you onto trains
and steals your umbrella.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)