A woman I work (and share a birthday) with is Peter Ebdon's sister
I'm impatient, so I'll tell you now that I'm eating a home-made celeriac bhaji. How many of you here assembled can say the same? Or would want to?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You've really set the family name on fire now, how will future generations ever hope to best being on the weakest link?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:28, Reply)

That's nowt
My Dad won a car on Wheel of Fortune in 1988.

He's also been on Countdown, Mastermind, Jim'll Fix It, Fifteen to One (five times including the grand final) and countless other little cable TV quiz shows.

But he only came second on the Weakest Link.

Fuck yeah.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:32, Reply)

A blue plaque awaits that man, believe

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Yeah?
Well in the 80s we took a lodger whose husband had just left her - and then won the Krypton Factor - he was 'super person of the year' or something. That cheered her up, the po-faced bitch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Yeah? well in the early 00s
The pub I worked in had a regular who was chatting up a guy all night. After they left he took her round the corner and raped and murdered her in a phone box. Mind you she'd probably have rather have come second on Krypton Factor.
( Peej, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Look I was pissed alright?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I told you not to wear that dress.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Do you honestly think
I would take dress choice advice from YOU of all people?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Ah, the Krypton Factor. Classic ITV
Our generation is so far devolved from twenty years ago that whereas once you had to complete an assault course, solve logic- and memory-based puzzles and answer general knowledge questions to gain the respect of your peers, now you just have to scramble through an Argentinian water park whilst Richard Hammond laughs at you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I fucking love Total Wipeout.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I reckon I might win that next

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)

You'd win 'Total Wanker'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)

By your standards
this is very poor indeed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Don't forget you had to land a fucking PLANE
Can't do that nowadays...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I had forgotten that
How long before there's an image challenge entry involving that simulator and the Twin Towers?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)

and tonight on The Kyrgyzstan Factor

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Hahaha
Very good
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)