Jesus built my hotrod

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:41, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

WAHWAHCHIGGACHIGAWAHWAH
etc.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:42, Reply)

all that was left for me to do was to
dingadingdang my dangalonglinglong
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Excellent work. All of you.

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Alright chief
How're tricks?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:59, Reply)

hard to say at the moment
am back in my office today. the mood is a bit subdued. stupid thing is, we seem to have loads of work on at the moment, and yet this big redundancy shadow is looming very close.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Because you have the vocabulary of a sloth on valium?
Edit: Ah I see, I can understand why that'd be rather shitty then.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I pressed enter instead of tab :-P

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)

A Ford Ka can in no way be considered a hotrod.
And should you have been amusingly referring to your "hot rod", I'd suggest that having it put together by a fictional, dead and above all celibate Jew is the reason you have to spend your weekends "tuning it up" rather than "taking it out for a spin".
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Hahaha!
Dan Brown says Jesus wasn't celibate though...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)

The mere thought of Dan Brown has made me too cross to think of a better reply than
FUCK YOU.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Wow, this trolling lark really gets results!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:12, Reply)