So you did,
I witnessed that first hand. That was the moment that I realised how deeply in love with you I was.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

love with you your arse
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:00, Reply)

Awwww.
My friend just texted me and offered me a ticket ot my favourite band. I've had to turn her down as I really can't be arsed getting to Shepherd's Bush. Am I being an idiot?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:09, Reply)

you should go
that way you can have one or two drinks and work it off by the medium of dancing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:11, Reply)

But it'll take me over an hour to get there
and I've not eaten, and I'd have to leave in about 10 minutes so couldn't eat or shower or anything.

I've seen them a lot before and the new lead singer ent that good. It's not a massive loss.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Not worth it then
I'm having a massively fat binge. I think it's because there is no visible sign of weight-loss
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:13, Reply)

You're only asking Monty as you know whoever your favourite band are
he'll tell you they're fucking bent.

Meaning you'll feel better about staying in.

I can solve crime too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:12, Reply)

I'm going to get some fatty food and I might have a little cry.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Why?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:13, Reply)