Apparently it's Groundhog day
Is your life an unremitting drudge of the same day over and over?

Alt: Bakers - Hovis or Kingsmill?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:03, 63 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

My internet thinks I'm in America
So I can't laugh at darth on the Weakest Link.

Alt: Either if they make granary
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:19, Reply)

It's funny watching him! but fair play to the lad.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Well at least there is someone camper than him on the show.

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Is it Julian Clarey?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:28, Reply)

hahahaha only just mind

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:28, Reply)

aww man!
have I missed it?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:12, Reply)

hahaha good work

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:20, Reply)

sorry for stomping!

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:22, Reply)

There you are
Get to a pharmacist when you can and ask for something that'll help sort your jet lag out. You can get some stuff over the counter here, might be the same over there.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:24, Reply)

yeah, here I am.
I normally wouldn't turn to drugs, but since my medication that I'm on (which usually makes me quite sleepy anyway) isn't helping, I might have to. Or I could just wait it out.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Jet lag knocks me out for a week
But then my sleep cycles mess up really easily. Maybe have a word with your doctor to see if they have any thoughts (I'm thinking of things that might not go well with your current medication).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:36, Reply)

I had hardly any trouble coming over - cos I arrived during the day I just stayed up til it got dark then slept straight through.
and although i was tired, it worked fairly well.
Cos I arrived in the middle of the night here, I just stayed awake till I got home, and then failed miserably at sleeping.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:39, Reply)

mate it was only a cheap joke you stomp away!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:24, Reply)

OMG!
There is a picture of me on Facebook, wearing pink furry deelyboppers and doing the conga.
( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:24, Reply)

How old in the photo?
If you're a child in it, then surely that'll make it okay.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:25, Reply)

It was at Aber's wedding reception.

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:27, Reply)

There was one posted quite recently
where it looks like you're talking to thin air, which I found quite amusing. Then I spotted the asian girl you were talking to and felt quite bad and racist.
(berk, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:28, Reply)

That's my little sister.

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Sorry!

(berk, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Why?

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:31, Reply)

berk is being racist again.
There is no stopping her.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:34, Reply)

She's worse than that Aberracist.
And that's saying something.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:38, Reply)

I believe she's now in South America hunting down the jungle natives.

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Do you think those natives have their own social networking websites?
Junglebook.co.uk
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:43, Reply)

*facepalms*

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:44, Reply)

*digs out the lube*

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Have you been taking bash-based fashion tips from young Crow again?
He did appear to be rather at home in those fluffy Everage-esque specs as far as I recall ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:28, Reply)

That picture started the whole 'bender' meme I believe.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Lies.
I did.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I was sure there'd definitely been mention of flaccid-wristed teapotting well before DG's bash.
It's that or the Alzheimer's is playing up particularly spectacularly today, which I won't rule out.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:41, Reply)

-wheels out Finest Moment again-
I misunderstood the Bumder Alerts, asked Crow if he found it difficult to play the bass with his massively limp wrists. Tada.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:43, Reply)

So you did,
I witnessed that first hand. That was the moment that I realised how deeply in love with you I was.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:54, Reply)

love with you your arse
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:00, Reply)

Awwww.
My friend just texted me and offered me a ticket ot my favourite band. I've had to turn her down as I really can't be arsed getting to Shepherd's Bush. Am I being an idiot?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:09, Reply)

you should go
that way you can have one or two drinks and work it off by the medium of dancing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:11, Reply)

But it'll take me over an hour to get there
and I've not eaten, and I'd have to leave in about 10 minutes so couldn't eat or shower or anything.

I've seen them a lot before and the new lead singer ent that good. It's not a massive loss.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Not worth it then
I'm having a massively fat binge. I think it's because there is no visible sign of weight-loss
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:13, Reply)

You're only asking Monty as you know whoever your favourite band are
he'll tell you they're fucking bent.

Meaning you'll feel better about staying in.

I can solve crime too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:12, Reply)

I'm going to get some fatty food and I might have a little cry.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Why?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:13, Reply)

I dunno, but there's a raving homosexual on the weakest link
and there's also some other guy called Adam
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I think Joseph Fritzel should win.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:49, Reply)

If only his magical amulet had spirit guided him

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:03, Reply)

Sacrificing a chicken was no match for Anne Robinson's Dark Powers
he should have at least gone up to a child.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:10, Reply)

Well, bugger me!
(not literally, thanks all the same)

Darth is indeed the strongest link. Well done to him

I've not been here much of late so I've missed him (no doubt) harping on about it.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:59, Reply)

I did wonder if he'd been having us on
as he failed to get the first two right in the last round
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:01, Reply)

I always think
that the money one can win on that programme doesn't go anywhere towards compensating for having the piss taken by Anne Robinson.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:02, Reply)

Yes it is
Alt: Don't really eat bread
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:00, Reply)

You!
how're you sweetie?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:01, Reply)

Tired, but okay thanks
how are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:02, Reply)

wide wide awake.
not tired at alllll. Gargh.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:02, Reply)

Jet lag?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:06, Reply)

so many times over.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:09, Reply)

Aww
hope it goes away soon
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:13, Reply)

What were the highlights of your UK stay?
I'm guessing 'snow'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:13, Reply)

aha, yeah snow.
met lovely, lovely people, hiked in the cotswolds, climbed up St Paul's Cathedral, straddling the Greenwich Meridian Line...
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:16, Reply)

Is it good to be back home though?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:17, Reply)

In some ways.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:17, Reply)

etc
alt: I just bought some rolls at the butchers and they were past date, only reason I know is because the woman blatantly looked at the date, rang them in and slapped them into my bag. I then checked the date myself, and she gave me half off.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:04, Reply)

and this is what my life is.
talking about discounts on bread.
*weeps softly*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:13, Reply)

discount bread is one of life's great moments
I will never forget the time I got crumpets for 3p
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:15, Reply)

i have a thing for pitta bread
I have one right now.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:13, Reply)

with hummus om nom

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:17, Reply)