I'll buy your flat for £5k, I can have the money weird into your account by the end of buisness.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

£205k and it's yours. The boiler is nearly new.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Is that a reference to your good lady, or your heating system?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Size? Location? Are there any good schools in the local area?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:10, Reply)

PAEDO SCUM.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:11, Reply)

At least he'd drive slowly past the schools. Gotta think about the big picture here.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Don't have a licanse or insruance, who do you think I am? Some kind of monster?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Or maybe 500 goes on lusty, naturally they'll be an expiry date, I don't want her when she's all old and stuff.
That's like 20.8 hours work for, wait a sec, £100 a time? _and_ I'm buying in bulk? I'm mugging myself here. I was just thinking that it is 500 times the amount before, or 250 if you count the one that she doesn't count.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Hahaha you're on very good form today.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:11, Reply)