Ha ha ha, oh god you're going to kill yourself.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:01, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I've tried running that through my brain in several ways
and I just can't figure out what on earth you are talking about
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:03, Reply)

You're going to get stoned and use a sledge hammer.
I hope you've done a full asbestos survey.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:04, Reply)

ah I see
the outbuilding isn't old enough, and we aren't destroying elements that would have asbestos in anyway.

Also, it's going to be crowbar work, rather than sledgehammer, and in the morning so won't be stoned.

I may be a stoner, but I'm not a fucking stoner. Can't remember the last time I had a spliff in the morning.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Oh dear it's affecting your short term memory as well.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I think if I didn't smoke pot then my memory would be scarily good
as it is, it's merely fucking good.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:09, Reply)

The outbuilding will collapse on your crushing to a slow agonistion death

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:05, Reply)

on my crushing?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)

This is becoming a habit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Your illiterate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:12, Reply)

your right

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:14, Reply)

I just heard a pop sound come from East of here
I can only assume it is Monty's head exploding.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:14, Reply)

It's the debt collectors popping my door off

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Cash for Gold - that's the answer
You can get upto 14% of the value of your gold in the post so you don't even have to stop watching Jeremy Kyle
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I hope everyone has seen this
i.imgur.com/or2dv.jpg
it cracks me up.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Genius!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)

It's not real.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:46, Reply)

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:48, Reply)

It gives me an internet erection.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:51, Reply)

This is fantastic!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:48, Reply)