That thread is dull
what are you up to this weekend?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:39, 101 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Seeing Skunk Anansie tomorrow in Birmingham
Might see the folks on Sunday, other than that nothing. You?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Going to this retro night thing tomorrow night
www.facebook.com/#!/event.php?eid=185817468109600&index=1
it's usually a laugh.
Saturday shoe shopping sunday I might cook a roast or something.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:41, Reply)

The Slug and Lettuce Milton Keynes
Have 6 words ever conjured such a vision of hopelessness and despair?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Yes.
'You are cordially invited to NakedApe's...'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)

You need a seventh word, and that word is anus

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:50, Reply)

"Scream, piggy, I'm going in dry"

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Hahaha!
officelol!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:54, Reply)

It's fucking lovely there
honestly my favorite pub of all time. Bar staff are awesome and they actually do interesting nights.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Chain bar + theme night = turgid cesspit of mediocrity

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:51, Reply)

You should see the girls that run it.
edit: not even a good photo a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs100.snc3/16755_106804875996807_100000018845352_172874_3496354_n.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Left is nice...but a) I'm married and b) London is chocker with right fit birds, phwoar!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:02, Reply)

the one on the right looks like a frenchman in drag

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:04, Reply)

a better picture of her
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1355.snc4/162774_10150092815105990_678795989_7125545_993895_n.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)

ok, she is actually really quite pretty

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Professional photos don't count
they could make Monty look youthful second thoughts they're not wizards
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)

eyyyyyyyy
a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1962/38/101/678795989/n678795989_1811430_6560.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Middle, would
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^ That is a thumbs up, but it doesn't work
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Hello, my name is Monty Boyce.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Hello monty - I've heard that your are a cross dressing cunt of the highest magnitude

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Your are correct.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Your welcome

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Unlucky. They're fucking terrible.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Monty in not liking something shocker

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I think they're supported by a band from Macc...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Birthday tomorrow and the wife has surprises organised
So I have no idea.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)

She's leaving you.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Woohoo - do you think she'll take my unborn child with her
Or leave it in the bath?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:42, Reply)

It's not yours.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I hope she takes it then, I've got food in for the weekend already

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I'm going to visit my sister and nephew
which will be lovely as I haven't seen them for months. I just wish it didn't necessitate a 3 hour drive to deepest darkest Wales...
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I've never been to Wales.
another interesting PsychoChomp fact for you there.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)

But have you ever been to 'me'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:45, Reply)

... ... ... no
*close up of single tear trickling down cheek, rising music, run credits*
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I have only been to north wales
and nearly south wales by accident, because I was in the wrong lane on the M5. Dodged a bullet there, I think.
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:47, Reply)

A friend of mine once asked
Why are the signs in North Wales written in German... I nearly crashed the car laughing
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:54, Reply)

it's a bit shit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Well I'm glad you asked because I'm actually doing stuff this weekend albeit with the family.
Saturday I'm off to Manchester, shopping with my mum, and Sunday is a big party at an Indian restaurant for my little sis's 21st. Next Thursday is a gig in Leeds with Tourettes, DG and Beekers and Friday I drive to Cumbria to see my dad and his wife with my other sis and nephew.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Obviously no fucker is happy I've got a life for a change : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Well done you, enjoy it all and remember not to mix your drinks

PS I like your positive sig!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Thank you NakedApe,
I find your sig highly amusing.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Eating uncooked rice and begging in rags outside Bethnal Green tube.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)

You fucking hipster

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:45, Reply)

*there there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Eat your ironic moustache

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:48, Reply)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Uncooked rice is fucking shit

( Kroney, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I went to school with a girl that took noodle packs to school and put water in them from the fountain and that was her lunch

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:53, Reply)

birthday party for a friends son
I'm hoping this invitation has me back in with the crew, we were pretty close but I missed her other sons birthday last year and she quit talking to me after that.
catching up on skins, jerseylicious and jersey shore
may have a bash at learning the flute again, thanks to NakedApe yesterday
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:51, Reply)

eh?
Oh yeah, I told you to learn an instrument! Good luck, but if you really want to be popular you'll want to learn to play the pink oboe.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I've been an expert for yeeeaarrrs

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:53, Reply)

yieaarrrrs?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Why?
Did he make you play his pink oboe?

Edit - hahaha!
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Curry and booze with some friends on Friday night.
I'll be seeing my Egyptian mate whose sister is freaking out over in Cairo.
Saturday is a march/demo in the morning with Nana and some mates. Afternoon/evening is pub staff Christmas dinner at my favourite bistro. Night time is a Still Game marathon round at the folks' house.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:53, Reply)

What are you marching against?
Is it the Islamifiction of England? The Jewification of England? the Bhuddistification of England or the Frenchification of England?

These are all important subjects, also I would like to kill some foxes.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Local cu(n)ts
Tony Benn's speaking and Nana has got a crush on him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Tomorrow night = planning session for turning my mates outbuilding into a recording studio
Saturday = destruction of the innards of said outbuilding

this will be interspersed with good food, fine wine and herbal relaxation aids.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Ha ha ha, oh god you're going to kill yourself.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I've tried running that through my brain in several ways
and I just can't figure out what on earth you are talking about
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:03, Reply)

You're going to get stoned and use a sledge hammer.
I hope you've done a full asbestos survey.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:04, Reply)

ah I see
the outbuilding isn't old enough, and we aren't destroying elements that would have asbestos in anyway.

Also, it's going to be crowbar work, rather than sledgehammer, and in the morning so won't be stoned.

I may be a stoner, but I'm not a fucking stoner. Can't remember the last time I had a spliff in the morning.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Oh dear it's affecting your short term memory as well.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I think if I didn't smoke pot then my memory would be scarily good
as it is, it's merely fucking good.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:09, Reply)

The outbuilding will collapse on your crushing to a slow agonistion death

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:05, Reply)

on my crushing?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)

This is becoming a habit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Your illiterate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:12, Reply)

your right

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:14, Reply)

I just heard a pop sound come from East of here
I can only assume it is Monty's head exploding.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:14, Reply)

It's the debt collectors popping my door off

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Cash for Gold - that's the answer
You can get upto 14% of the value of your gold in the post so you don't even have to stop watching Jeremy Kyle
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I hope everyone has seen this
i.imgur.com/or2dv.jpg
it cracks me up.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Genius!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)

It's not real.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:46, Reply)

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:48, Reply)

It gives me an internet erection.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:51, Reply)

This is fantastic!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Walking, if the weather fucks off.
Fucking weather fucking up my fucking. Walking.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:59, Reply)

You fucking walker.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Tomorrow night I shall be getting thoroughly drunk and being excessively cheerful at goths.
The rest of the weekend will be a hung over haze of sleep and wanking.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:05, Reply)

NEVER wake someone who's sleepwanking.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Not even if it's me?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

absolutely not
the combined shock and lack of blood reaching your brain due to your tumescence may result in a bad stroke.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:28, Reply)

BOOM BOOM.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Try not sitting on the kettle drum whilst you self-love

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:31, Reply)

I imagine the vibration would be quite pleasant.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Nothing
Although I might be out for a mates birthday. Dry nights, what fun(!)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Sushi tonight (shut up it's not the weekend I know)
boozin' on Saturday and work in between.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:10, Reply)

You got the go-ahead for the comeback movie then?
I'm surprised Schteve was available on such short notice.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Particularly after the library incident.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Inschident, please.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Schorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:46, Reply)

what has Ronan Keating got to do with it?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:59, Reply)

The Cumback Kid will be shooting next week.
This is my solo stuff.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:27, Reply)

How does this work then?
Solo Lampito anal?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I'm arranging a Baby shower for the wife and taking my daughter to her ballet class
That is all
( Peej, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Get her a full-sized shower you stingy cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:49, Reply)

zing!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Oh I like this!

( Peej, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:55, Reply)

And a full sized shower will be easier for you to stick your elbow under to check the temp.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:59, Reply)

ym

( WormuIus, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:58, Reply)