I love weed.
But due to my age and my voracious appetite for class As, I can no longer smoke it when not off my tits on ecstasy without getting TEH FEAR.

Sad but true.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You are Monty
AICMFP
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:04, Reply)

Monty loves ching and rock n' roll.
I love bumbles and raving.

I am also more handsome than Monty.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:10, Reply)

I doubt this

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:19, Reply)

Monty is a hot piece of ass, don't get me wrong.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:21, Reply)

He is a rather toothsome charming cunt
and since dozer won't prove it one way or the other I'm afraid the evidence is very much in Monty's favour.
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:23, Reply)

I have impeccable bone structure.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:24, Reply)

fnar

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:24, Reply)

but no proof of this
ergo Monty wins
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:26, Reply)

Doesn't everyone?
calcium phosphate is marvellous stuff.
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:26, Reply)

Apart from folk with rickets.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:30, Reply)

Or fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva

(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:38, Reply)

Eh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:40, Reply)

ooh we saw a skelton of that!
Well not me, because I'm not TGB. But the real TGB saw it.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:42, Reply)

Google is your friend
a particularly nasty disorder where bone tissue grows in your other tissues, and you sort of...solidify.
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:42, Reply)

Bet their boners are a thing of wonder.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:43, Reply)

Thiiiiiiiiiis

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:27, Reply)