Gillian McKeith
is at the very least an ardent coprophile. She's obsessed with the faecal improvements of those poor fat sods she forces to live on mung beans and miso soup in her ridiculous programme.
The woman is in desperate need of Freudian psychoanalysis. I bet she sprinkles her own night soil with icing sugar and wolfs it down then throws it up into a carrier bag, sobbing with guilt all the while. Disgusting, coprophagic bulimic bint. I'm ashamed to say my wife has her detox recipe book.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Now there's a terrifying mental picture I didn't need...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Sorry
It's just she does my head in. Bear is a twat but I don't think he's as base, corrupted and deviant as neurotic Gill and her wonderful world of poos. I like Bruce Parry though. He always mucks in and seems an authentic sort.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I've found the easiest way to dismiss that witches diet.
She's the same age as Nigella Lawson, and look at her. What does that say for detoxing?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Quite.
She looks like an emaciated, octogenarian sparrow.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)