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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I KNOW!
Cheer her up by doing impressions of her zombie-mum in front of her.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:58, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Yeah!
Nothing cheers up the bereaved than receiving a crudely drawn picture of their loved one painted green and lusting after brains.

I for one was most upset that nobobdy sent me any in 2009 when several of my relatives carked it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:00, Reply)
it is a sign that i have been on here too long
that this really made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:01, Reply)
It was less than a year after my mum died that Al 'entertained' me by doing this.
It was worth it though, because he forgot my brother was there. The look on his face after I said, 'Of course, you checked out how upset and angry my brother might be about that,' was lovely.
My brother is a b3tan - he wasn't bothered in the least.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:03, Reply)
I still feel slightly guilty about that.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:04, Reply)
You're lucky.
I told my Dad that story and then forgot to point you out to him at my birthday party.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:06, Reply)
I did meet him
But clearly he didn't realise it was me who was the subject of that story.

Just as well or he might have used his bionic knee on my delicate area.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:08, Reply)
He only lives five minutes from the Eden Project.
I'm sure he won't mind driving around until he spots you.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:12, Reply)
hey sexy lady

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:18, Reply)
Well hello!
How lovely to see you here.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:20, Reply)
You too
I miss the good old days when you and lusty were here lots and we could be bitchy together.

*glees about next Thursdy*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Oh those glorious days of vitriol and abuse and boobs.
*glees also*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:23, Reply)
I doubt we'll see b3ainglike that again
sad times
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:25, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:06, Reply)

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