I shall be eating cauliflower cheese,
with some sunflower seed Ryvitas and smoked salmon pate on the side.

I changed the menu at the last minute from 'some 6p Chinese noodles and a bit of a cry'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

cauliflower cheese
is the finest non-meat meal
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:52, Reply)

what are you talking about?
cauliflower cheese has bacon in it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:53, Reply)

I agree this improves things immeasurably

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:02, Reply)

It's fucking shit.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Whilst unemployed
I lived on these 5p noodles that came with a sachet of tears. Great on toast.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:03, Reply)

HE LIVES!1!!!11!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:21, Reply)