text from my friend:
"beastly beast, doom! card just got declined at mcdonald's drive-through on way back from wigan. does it get any pikier than this?"

i'm not gonna lie, i don't think it does.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:36, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You're friends with people who use words like
'beastly beast'? And I thought Dr Hug was a bit of a remmy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

this is the same girl who was seeing dr hug!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Dear god, that poor woman
it just doesn't get any better for her, does it?
(berk, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)

In that case I feel she's got exactly no room to comment.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Was she SATAN in a past life?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:45, Reply)

They sound like a match made in heaven.
Your mate to Dr Hug: Oh, I've have a doom filled beastly beast of a day.
Dr Hug to your mate: Nva mnd HUGZ4U LOL

And so on. I'd be amazed if they ever ran out of things to say to each other.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:45, Reply)

It could if she was driving a pimped up vauxhall nova...
but you're right, it would be a struggle to make it much more pikey.
(berk, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:39, Reply)

It's pretty close to the pikey holy grail, for sure.
Maybe if she'd been ID'd for buying blue WKD from Lidl?

I also fully concur with the dog dabbler above. beastly beast? fucking hell, has she forgotten she's not in a Catherine Cookson novellete?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)

it's tongue in cheek, don't worry
we call each other stupid things like that all the time. would never say it to anyone else though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:54, Reply)