death by fatness

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Yep
Beef/Cheese/Chicken burger, chips, doner meat, 4 onion rings, 4 chicken nuggets and a drink.

Takes a few years off your life. Mmm, tasty tasty death.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:59, Reply)

I'm sat here with carrot sticks and hummus.
That's disgusting.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:08, Reply)

It's a once a month treat
Plus, now I've discovered how nice the jacket potatoes my local takeaway does are, I'm not too fussed about getting ludicrous stuff anymore.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Munchy box for lunch? Fackin 'ell boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:09, Reply)

It's not for lunch
As tradition states, payday means going to the pub.

This takeaway is only 2 minutes off my walk home, so I'll often pop in, that night. If I don't drink on payday, then it'll simply be the next time I'm pissed.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:12, Reply)

They're not that bad
you get coleslaw in them.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:12, Reply)

I can't stand coleslaw
Although I do get onions on the burger, and tomato relish on the rest.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:14, Reply)

There you go then, it's practically health food.

( Kroney, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:15, Reply)

See!
This man gets the point!

Although, every time I think of takeaways now, I just want to eat a Colossus again :-(
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:20, Reply)

All animals were harmed and had miserable lives in the making of this abomination

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:13, Reply)

And their suffering is tasty.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:13, Reply)