Maybe not strictly romantic
My long-distance girlfriend at the time was really ill in bed. We normally only got to see each other at weekends, but one wednesday I took 2.5 hours worth of trains to get to hers, let myself in and while she slept I prepared dinner, did some tidying up and then gently woke her for dinner in bed.

I then spent as long as I could with her, tending to her every need, before getting the last train back home.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:11, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

How in the name of hell
is that not romantic? Fucking hell. Lucky girl.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Well it's not exactly chocolates and roses
Though I did bring her sweets and flowers, and some less romantic food essentials.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I'm still impressed

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Cheers dude!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:42, Reply)

She hadn't realised she was his girlfriend prior to that
or met him, or heard of him.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

I'm not Psychochomp

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)

getting the last train back home

doing her up the wrong 'un.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:32, Reply)