No.
I'll tell you the last time I was extremely disappointed by something - about 15 minutes ago I found out that the Ballroom competition I'm going to on Saturday, which I'd previously been informed was in my home town of Nottingham, is in fact in Chesterfield.

Which is in fucking DERBYSHIRE.

This is a University competition. How is the industry of the future supposed to thrive when several hundred of its brightest lights are forced to spend around 15 hours in an Infected Zone? You can't dance in a Hazmat suit! They might catch it! Around the country later this year, graduation ceremonies will be populated by the occasional semi-deformed troglodyte mong, their parents weeping in the audience and cursing the fool who forced their beloved offspring to breathe the same air as the fucktards and sheep-shaggers of Chesterfield.

Gah.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

it's a ruse
they can't count on the fact that you are such colossal helmet-gobblers to ensure that you don't reproduce any longer, so are taking futher measures.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Derbyshire, though. That's just fucking cruel.
Why isn't there a forcefield around it yet?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Careful you don't get Derbyshire Neck.
You'll need to take iodine supplements. The peak district is freaky. The hills have eyes...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:16, Reply)

I feel like a man who was promised a good seeing to from a supermodel
and opened his door to find Fabio stood there, unfurling his hair like a fucking Timotei advert
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:19, Reply)

So things have got much much better for you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:22, Reply)

*sigh*
Yes dear. Very good.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah
I am so fucking funny!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:26, Reply)