Tsk tsk, you.
Do you have any ideas?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:43, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

you mean an impotent word play?
or can it be crude? i mean, i'm not going to lie to you, the first word that springs to mind (pun intended) is simply POINTLESS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Hahahaha that is rather good!
Yes, be rude as possible. One poem we're studing goes along the lines of "I'll fuck you in the face then I'll fuck you in the arse, you fucking cunt"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:48, Reply)

Sylvia Plath, eat your heart out...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:49, Reply)

Multus homo est, Corve, neque tecum multus homo est qui
descendit: Corve, multus es et pathicus.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:55, Reply)

*googles for translation*
Oh, it's that passage*.

*_{Insert "that's what she said" style joke as appropriate}
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:01, Reply)

shades of latin a-level
there was one about "it made no difference whether you kissed his arse or his mouth, the one being no dirtier and the other no cleaner". catullus maybe??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Catullus 93.
A personal favourite. "If any woman were to go with him, we might think her capable of rimming a diseased hangman"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:53, Reply)

i still say i've done worse

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:00, Reply)

Than rimming a diseased hangman?
Musky.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:00, Reply)

ok i will rephrase
i would rather have the memory of rimming a diseased hangman than some of my sexual experiences. less pain, more gain.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Hmm.
I kind of see where you're coming from
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:05, Reply)

which is a damn sight more than he did!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:12, Reply)