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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I hope your flat has more than one toilet.How badly did you get shot down by this girl?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:08,
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15 years ago)
I did the same thing the night before going to Turin for the Juventus game, had to eat an entire box of imodium in the airport - didn't poo for about six days.Reasonably badly, I've liked her for ages and told her I missed her (we used to live together) and should go out somewhere together soon. She said no.
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Sorry mate.Why would she say 'no' though? Unless you were wanking as you asked her, surely she'd want to catch up with an old flatmate?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:14,
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he stole money out of her purse.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:17,
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he 'borrowed' her dildo.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:20,
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That would explain the bran flake addiction.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:21,
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I have no idea.I'm a catch me (according to her!), and she's made no secret of the fact she thinks I'm a good looking young gent so I thought I'd go for it. What a misleading slag. I'm probably just a horrible, horrible person.
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Can't you just steal her heart?(It might help if you imagine her heart as being some sort of food stuffs from the local supermarket)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:48,
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