Y'know, if I really had to, I'd eat a person
They wouldn't have to be free range either, council flats have that 'battery farm' vibe to them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I wouldn't even need the "really had to" proviso
more, if I could get away with it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)

True
I bet some of the /talk lot would produce some excellent crackling.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I was discussing eating my colleagues last week
I reckoned the vegan would taste pretty good as she's basically corn-fed. And the Italian feller probably wouldn't object to being drowned in a barrel of Barrolo.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:35, Reply)

He'd drown eventually, but he'd probably have to get out a couple of times to pop to the gents.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)

he's an italian
he probably wouldn't bother!

RACISTLOLS!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Ayyy, a beppety-bobbety-boobity!
*gesticulates wildly*
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:41, Reply)

You need a moustache for that.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)