South of France, all my close friends, pool, gin on tap, lots of shade, good food, midnight swimming.
/ac

And Belfast. On Thursday. For the first time. Kind of really excited.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:28, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Well done on mentioning shade as a plus

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:30, Reply)

I burn horribly and I don't look good with red blotchy skin
and I do not, do NOT tan.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Snappety

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I enjoy being lily white
apart from my red blotchy bits.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Oh me too
Unlike other scousers my make up matches or is sometimes a shade lighter than my skin, rather than 12 shades more terracotta.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Being burnt is a state of mind.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)

You sound like my family

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Only the weak minded get sun burnt.
*milks being quarter Spanish for all it's worth*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Oh man, a pool full of gin!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)

If you excuse the fatness and the horrible hair
Pretty much, yeah
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Awesome!
I want gin now.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Gin and ginger ale
Drink of champions.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:47, Reply)

JD and Crabbies is the drink of champions.
Away with your gin!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Congratulations.
You've managed to concoct something that sounds even more horrific than your dress sense.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:01, Reply)

It's fantastic.
Double JD and a bottle of Crabbies, served with ice and a slice of lime. Very refreshing, and gets you hammered.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Hmm. I will concede that two wrongs can make a right, and in some cases two revolting ingredients can combine to make something palatable.
(cf Tequila and Triple Sec)

However, JD tastes like somebody poured cheap vanilla essence into a bottle of Bell's, and Crabbies, whilst not unpleasant, is far too sweet for its own good. If you want an alcoholic ginger beer with a nice, balanced flavour, Williams Bros of Alloa do a good one, and The Hole in the Wall in Portsmouth does a great job of making its own.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:09, Reply)

If they were available near me, I'd give them a try
And the only reason it's JD is because everywhere sells that. It has also been used with Grant's and a cheap Jim Beam rip off.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:11, Reply)

In your defence, yes, it's not as if you're wasting a measure of perfectly serviceable single malt on such a concoction
As for Williams Bros, I'm fairly sure I found a bottle of one or two of their other beers in the rather magnificent off-licence near Todmorden station.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:14, Reply)

It'd be a thorough waste for me to drink a decent single malt
As I don't know if I'd be able to tell the difference between that and a shit one.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:16, Reply)

*high-fives*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I'm sooooo pleased you dyed that bloody horrible hair away.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

You've never seen me with my natural coloring, you know.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)