I'll gaz you, when I can see again, with the details
Sportcow had it done a while back so I am interested to see how my experience matches up to his
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:15, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Two people I work with have had it done and won't stop banging on about how great it is.
Good sign probably.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:17, Reply)

i had it done about 10 years ago

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Oh you didn't believe him did you?
You're such a fucking mug I'm surprised Royal Doulton don't have a TGB range.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:18, Reply)

They do actually
It's in their bottomless range
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:20, Reply)

excellent self-deprecation

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)

But your bottom is HUGE!

*flees*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Please do
I'm both fascinated and terrified by the whole thing. I can't stand anything going near my eyes. I imagine you're probably the same
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Nah I don't have any problems touching my eyes
Having those tests where the machine blows in your eyes, having the optiction touching my eyes
eyes minge
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I'm trying to decide which of the three options is funniest
If you don't mind me asking, what prescription are you? Cos we may have to have different procedures. I'm -6.5 and -7 (yes Wookiee I know you're even more of an eye-mong, Bella is even worse)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)

FINALLY AN EXPLANATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:35, Reply)

If someone else had written this I'd nominate POTD

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:41, Reply)

It was quite funny
Until the self-congratulatory follow-up

Hands up those who clicked on Chompy's post, above?

*tumbleweed*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:42, Reply)