bored of that
Although I don't have a new question.

Something about the best/worse time you did something that was supposed to be good/bad but was actually good/bad.

I'm having my laser eye surgery tomorrow. And I now have to go to Hammersmith. Tell em your tales of travelling. Or don't

This is Noel's fault
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:07, 148 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bored WITH that.

And surely it's not entirely Noel's fault that you cannot spell 'me'? That seems a little mean.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:08, Reply)

I'm bored with you.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Oh. Sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:14, Reply)

No lies I could never be bored with you snookums

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:15, Reply)

They're words, I'm sure, but not words I understand.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:17, Reply)

omg luff yew bbz!!11! we shud totes hang out lyk

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Toasties?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:19, Reply)

nahhhhh bbz r u stuuupid? i sed totes. u kno, lyk toterlee

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Tarporley?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Tarpaulin?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Timpani

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)

BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:25, Reply)

The alarm went off.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Tum tum tum tum tuuuuuums?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Tell Laura I loooooooooooooove heeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:30, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtzKr7ERmXE
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:37, Reply)

TO TER LEE
omg u r soooooo dum
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:21, Reply)

im lyke OMG hw d0 dey evan no hw 2 breez????

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:38, Reply)

js ignor em bbz dey fink dere soooo clevr wiv dere spelin an shittt

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:39, Reply)

deyr jst h8rz

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)

2 much h8 n d wurld

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Hey look it's Monty!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:08, Reply)

I bet you've spent all morning wanking over the real life supergran.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:09, Reply)

This is correct.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:13, Reply)

you're mean

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:09, Reply)

This is correct..

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Lusty is too good for you
:(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Fuck off - I'm super-eligible, me.

Actually, thinking about it...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Yes, my fault.
I think this thread should have at least 300 replies before the next one gets started.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Let's

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:10, Reply)

get

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:10, Reply)

going,

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:10, Reply)

then.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:10, Reply)

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GOD THINK OF THE MOBILE BROWSERS

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:10, Reply)

no

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:13, Reply)

*thinks of them*

*thinks of them as cunts*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I don't have a question either
But I am very intrigued about the whole laser eye surgery thing. I desperately want to have it done myself but don't have £3.5K spare, which is apparently what it will cost with my prescription. If you don't mind, I'd genuinely like to hear about it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I'll gaz you, when I can see again, with the details
Sportcow had it done a while back so I am interested to see how my experience matches up to his
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Two people I work with have had it done and won't stop banging on about how great it is.
Good sign probably.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:17, Reply)

i had it done about 10 years ago

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Oh you didn't believe him did you?
You're such a fucking mug I'm surprised Royal Doulton don't have a TGB range.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:18, Reply)

They do actually
It's in their bottomless range
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:20, Reply)

excellent self-deprecation

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)

But your bottom is HUGE!

*flees*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Please do
I'm both fascinated and terrified by the whole thing. I can't stand anything going near my eyes. I imagine you're probably the same
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Nah I don't have any problems touching my eyes
Having those tests where the machine blows in your eyes, having the optiction touching my eyes
eyes minge
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I'm trying to decide which of the three options is funniest
If you don't mind me asking, what prescription are you? Cos we may have to have different procedures. I'm -6.5 and -7 (yes Wookiee I know you're even more of an eye-mong, Bella is even worse)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)

FINALLY AN EXPLANATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:35, Reply)

If someone else had written this I'd nominate POTD

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:41, Reply)

It was quite funny
Until the self-congratulatory follow-up

Hands up those who clicked on Chompy's post, above?

*tumbleweed*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:42, Reply)

very intrigued about the whole laser eye surgery thing. I desperately want to have it done myself but don't have £3.5K spare, which is apparently what it will cost with my prescription. If you don't mind, I'd genuinely like to hear about it.
MARTIN, 32, EAST DUNSTABLE. I AM A TELECOMUNICATIONS ANYLIST.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Best one yet.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Genuine officelol
I may have to retract my previous "no legs" statement
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)

You do know that while you are awake, they peel your eyeball?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:20, Reply)

They also bum you, and bum you HARD.
I reckon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)

How many times do I have to tell you,
Schteve is NOT an optician.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Though he will make you go blind.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Skull fuck you I heard
Pop out the eyeballs and then roger your sockets. When you wake up your eyes weep a little white discharge which they say is the eye healing itself, well it's not. It's Optician-spunk
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Gah, stop
That's not necessarily true in my case because there's a different procedure for prescriptions of a certain level of shitness, like mine. But all the same, that freaks me out so much. I'd rather have the bumming
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:26, Reply)

this is in no way surprising

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Whilst I don't know your real name, as we're not FB friends
I'm willing to bet that your middle name is "originality"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Actually it's danger
danger originality Clive
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Prove it
*awaits delivery of birth certificate*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:34, Reply)

have to go puke now

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:31, Reply)

I travel places almost everyday...

On another tack, I'm, looking for a new camera. Preferably an advanced compact/hybrid up to £350 - any photographers out there have any advice?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:15, Reply)

You should get
the Canon ‘Look it up on fucking Amazon or something you nauseating helmet’ 165XR
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Truely, you are an arsehole of the highest order!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:25, Reply)

You could probably get a Canon 1000D for that if you don't mind investing in the lenses
Or a second-hand Leica D-Lux 4, which is a spectacularly good camera. If you want something capable but user-friendly, get the Canon PowerShot SX210 IS, which is phenomenally good for a compact. It'll leave you about a ton change, but bear in mind you'll need a bit spare for a decent memory card.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:32, Reply)

20 quid will get you more memory card
than you could possibly need.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:35, Reply)

That is absolutely not true
Depending on how long you're going to be away from a computer for, you could well need an 8GB card. You have to consider the resolution of the pictures, the quality of the camera, and how keen a photographer the user is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Look Marty, I appreciate that as a telecommunications analyst from Newcastle Under Lyme
you probably don't have a handle on the current prices of consumables, but check this out and also this
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I can't be bothered
Please don't use my real name, I hate it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Ta mush
At the moment I'm thinking about the Canon Canon G11 or Panasonic Lumix DMC - GF1.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:44, Reply)

G11 every time for me
It's an ugly beast for sure, but it's a better camera than many of the basic DSLRs. Plus you can get reasonably-priced wide angle & flash attachments and suchlike

EDIT: the G12 must be out soon. Hang fire
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I think it already is, thus hoping for a bargin on the 11

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Excellent plan
Anything under £400 for that camera is a fucking bargain, although it's nearly 2 years old it's robust as fuck
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:05, Reply)

my ex had his eyes done there
it is hard to find even before the surgery!

but 6 years later his eyes are still perfect. make sure you have someone to go with you though, you are a bit woozy afterwards, and if you have LASEK they can be a bit painful for a few hours.

don't do what my friend's bf did, and get so drunk you forget you had the surgery, and try to take contacts out of YOUR NEWLY LASERED EYES, thereby fucking your vision for life!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I think I'm having LASIK, where they make the flap rather than scraping the cells off
Mummybadger is coming to the big City to be my guide, although she has no sence of direction so that may not work out well!

and HOLY FUCK that sounds gross and painful and wrong on all levels
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:19, Reply)

i had lasik
it's absolutely painless. have something in your pocket that you can squeeze if you get a bit tense.

it's actually 12 years since i had it, and my eyes are now -1, but they were -5 before, and they were perfect for the first 7 years, until i started the late nights and tiny scripts of a lawyer. if i had a different job involving less computers and leases, i am sure they would still be 20/20. as it is, i never use my glasses if i go out at night or on the beach etc.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:21, Reply)

I read that as go out at night on the beach
and wondered if you'd had your own private one installed somewhere.

I'm most looking forward to my glasses not steaming up when I open the oven
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Or when you walk into a pub on a cold night

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:25, Reply)

yeah, but not having them spoils the look at bukkake parties.


ahahahaha my spellchecker suggests "backache" for "bukkake" .... love it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:34, Reply)

*Googles backache parties*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:37, Reply)

image search with safesearch off?
I bet you still get something rancid.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Nothing NSFW
But Christina Hendricks is on page 9...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)

you should have said 'pops up on page 9'
and then I could have said... oh forget it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:59, Reply)

-screams-
-faints-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:21, Reply)

untrue urban myth is untrue, m'dear.
You should know better than to listen to boys.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:32, Reply)

i never listen to boys
otherwise i would still be waiting for several phonecalls, £300 back and several other things that would make me seethe if i weren't too lazy and loved-up to care.

it was a GIRL who told me this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:36, Reply)

she's still being economical with the truth, I fear.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:39, Reply)

I was reading that with great interest until the last bit
And now I feel genuinely sick
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Alright TGB
I'm still a bit gutted, 2 of my 3 favourite authors are dead, and the other won't be writing much longer.

Also, I'm not boozing at the minute, I've been up since 5am, and I'm bored. Today is shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Hello Monty!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:20, Reply)

That's a good thing
It means you will have to start reading grown up books now
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Granted, 2 of them did write kids books
I find I tend to prefer biographies and history books these days, rather than fiction.

Roald Dahl's books are still fucking excellent now though. *awaits Monty telling me he's "fucking shit"*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I'm with you on the Dahl
*folds arms, stands next to AA awaiting Monty, tries to look tough*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Twenty Rothmans

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I know a number of people who have had it done
and they all were very pleased with it indeed.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)

She's not on about gender reassignment here.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I meant to ask, did that go ok?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:29, Reply)

I won't be doing it again, put it that way.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:30, Reply)

You said that last time

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I met you.
Clearly, I was expecting it to be bad, when in fact is was good

You can, of course, interchange good and bad in there as you see fit.

you're getting laser eyes? sweet.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:30, Reply)

aw thanks
You big flatterer/cunt
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I have the following
A Black Cherry Yoghurt
A juicy Pear
An Orange.

In what order should I eat them?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:32, Reply)

throw them all in the bin
and buy some fucking chocolate you pussy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Sadly, my meagre wages don't allow me to afford chocolate
So i've eaten the pear, next up is the orange.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Gad Dammit
I've opened the yoghurt without thinking.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:41, Reply)

haha, you fucking spakka

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:46, Reply)

you should be dating me
you could be a kept man and eat chocolate every day.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:49, Reply)

So I'd get norks and chocolate
and all it would cost me are my principles.

Hmmmmmmm.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Take one segment of orange
Dunk it into the yoghurt
Place it in your mouth but don't chew
Bite into the pear
Go fuck yourself
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Get rid of the Pear, they're shit.
Orange first, then yoghurt.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:34, Reply)

This^

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:36, Reply)

is it a mushy pear? I hate mushy pears
the yogurt sounds amazing tho, have that
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:37, Reply)

get a decent flavour of yoghurt
throw away the pear
eat the orange
eat the new yoghurt
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Fuck you mr stupid hair
Black cherry is the best flavour of yoghurt.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:41, Reply)

is it fuck
no one is ever going to take your opinion seriously when you spout nonsense like that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Let's be fair
when you spout nonsense like that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)

You're a fine one to talk with your nonsense about memory cards.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Seriously mate
Of all the things I bang on about, you want to go after memory cards?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I was just wanting to draw your attention to my post above
where I helpfully link some prices of memory cards to indicate how cheap they are.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Seen it now
Replied

you bastard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Raspberry and Cranberry is the ebst fruit flavour
Toffee is the best overall flavour.

EDIT: Black Cherry is a decent flavour
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Muller smooth cranberry

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Get the pith off though

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:41, Reply)

No you pith off

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:42, Reply)

No YOU PITH OFF

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:42, Reply)

It's funny because my seats for Squeeze at the Phil were great.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I'm just booking some great seats for Gershwin at the Phil.
And my dad's been booking great seats for Gilbert O'Sullivan.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Tell him to book his own fucking seats.

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:50, Reply)

He is notoriously demanding.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:51, Reply)

notoriously demanding the very model of a modern major-general,
he's information vegetable, animal and mineral,
he know the kings of England and he qoute the fights historical,
From Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Such a shame
QUOTE

Barney Gumble is better than you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I wonder if Spak will ever come back.

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I wonder if his cock will ever do that pre cum thing

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:49, Reply)

There's only one way to find out:
talk to the hand.
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:50, Reply)

I heard he was radicalised by jyhadists

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)

That would be brilliant.

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:01, Reply)

NO YOU PITH OFF

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Having a Father Jack moment, Noel?

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Hey lady!
I can't stop thinking about mini naans for some reason.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)

I diagnose a korma

etc
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Those bloody mini-naans!
Fiddly little bastards.
I'll make you some one day.
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Her mini naans are tasty
Even more so with bacon and egg.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:09, Reply)

I've been sat here for 15 minutes thinking of something to say.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:04, Reply)

If you sit there for another 15 days you might say something interesting.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)

I'll give it a go.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:08, Reply)