You do know that while you are awake, they peel your eyeball?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:20, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

They also bum you, and bum you HARD.
I reckon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)

How many times do I have to tell you,
Schteve is NOT an optician.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Though he will make you go blind.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Skull fuck you I heard
Pop out the eyeballs and then roger your sockets. When you wake up your eyes weep a little white discharge which they say is the eye healing itself, well it's not. It's Optician-spunk
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Gah, stop
That's not necessarily true in my case because there's a different procedure for prescriptions of a certain level of shitness, like mine. But all the same, that freaks me out so much. I'd rather have the bumming
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:26, Reply)

this is in no way surprising

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Whilst I don't know your real name, as we're not FB friends
I'm willing to bet that your middle name is "originality"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Actually it's danger
danger originality Clive
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Prove it
*awaits delivery of birth certificate*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:34, Reply)

have to go puke now

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:31, Reply)