I'm very sleepy and fairly hungry.
And pretty guilty.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:32, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

fucking hell
so this morning i had done brilliantly on the diet front. tonight i have skived the gym, eaten a massive dinner, and the fat guru on tv just looked right at me and said "oi you, are you on your arse on the sofa with your two best mates ben and jerry"?

i am hooning off a mini tub of "chunky monkey" as we speak. i am so useless!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Frozen Mars Bar and Spoonsburger.
But that was it today. No gym though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Fuck it, I'll have a packet of rice cakes and some diet Cherry Coke too.
but then I won't fit into my dresssss
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)

those items won't make any difference
go for it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Tried on the dress.
Fits everywhere but does bulge around the stomach. Am going to hope Spanx AND control tights will do the job. It's a gorgeous dress though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:46, Reply)

you will look lovely!
when do you need it for, this weekend?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Friday
-wails-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:04, Reply)

you'll be fine
starvation on thu will flatten your stomach!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Alternatively Lampy
You could just eat sensibly so that your body doesn't think... 'Oooh I'm being starved... When I next get food, I'll store as much of it as possible as I need to preserve fuel'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:10, Reply)

i am not advocating starvation!
but the exact day BEFORE you need to fit into one outfit, it is the only way to go.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Saunas and skipping seems to work for jockeys.
Maybe add that to the routine?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:14, Reply)

I think this is my problem, I'm not eating properly or regularly at the moment.
I BLAME THE SODDING DOCTORS WHEN THEY TELL ME SOMETHING'S WRONG I GO EVEN WORSE
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Guilty about what?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)

I'm not doing well at the moment and I snapped at my housemates.
I feel bad.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)

*There there*
Anything the matter?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)

I'm a bit stressed out by everything at the moment
My weight's really bothering me and I've broken my regular eating routine. Which leads to scarfing down a burger and chips instead of food.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:45, Reply)

You're allowed to fall off the 'being good' wagon you know.
Because you'll get back on it again as soon as you can.

So don't stress.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:02, Reply)

I fell off spectacularly
I'm back on. Firmly.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Are you in training for anything in particular reason?
Or are you just doing this for you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:07, Reply)

I want to lose a lot of weight.
It's not healthy, and I don't like being a heifer.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Well good for you.
Far better to kick yourself for occasionally falling off the health wagon and then climbing back on it again, than it is to accept you aren't happy with your weight and doing nothing about it at all.

You'll be fine Lampy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:21, Reply)

I've done nothing about my weight for about 3 years when I saw the scale creeping over 10 stone and being horrified
I'm fairly small in stature and I have a small ribcage, so I shouldn't be this big :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:24, Reply)

My problem is the opposite.
I can't put weight on. Which is fine if you like the POW look, but I don't.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:25, Reply)

My problem was diganosed as a thyroid problem when I first went to the doctor's
There's quite a bit of it on the maternal side.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Are you taking thyroxine or anything to control it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:30, Reply)

It was a misdiagnosis, they carried out tests and eliminated it. It was something else altogether.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Ahh.
My weight issues are all thyroid related, thus the interest in it!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:34, Reply)

At that point I was starting to rapidly put on weight.
I think they were more testing to eliminate it. God, that was over 3 years ago. That's terrifying.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:35, Reply)

It took them over 3 years to successfully diagnose me.
So are you off to the gym tomorrow?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Possibly.
I have an essay to write, but I might as well try. If I'm not too tired.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:49, Reply)

Well whatever you decide to do.
Try and do it with a smile on your face. No point stressing over both issues as you'll get neither achieved and be more miserable as a result.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:50, Reply)

I'm a grumpy person.
Right now I'm practically falling asleep, but I should probably stay up a little later. Not a lot.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:53, Reply)

Have you got any wine or gin in the house?
Maybe a nightcap before bed might raise your spirits?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:55, Reply)

If I drink I'll either throw up or get horribly maudlin
And I'm not sure gin and cherry coke would work. I may try this, though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:58, Reply)

That sounds quite nice actually
I'd imagine the first one might be a struggle, but after that, I'll bet it would be quite easy to get a taste for it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 23:00, Reply)

I enjoy gin and cherry liquer mixed with lemonade, and I imagine tonic now.
Apparently gin and coke is tolerable.

-contemplates bottle of gin in wardrobe-
-remembers she HAS to write an essay tomorrow and go to a lecture-

Bad Jeff.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 23:05, Reply)

I'm not saying drink all of it.
I'm just saying that if you're a bit wound up at the moment, an alcoholic drink might help relax you before bed.

That's all!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 23:10, Reply)

That'd start me on a very very slippery slope
that said a glass of wine would be very nice.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 23:12, Reply)

I feel bad for suggesting it now.
Maybe just have a spliff.

Sorry, that's naughty of me
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 23:13, Reply)

i am sure they will understand
everyone snaps. i snap at everyone all the time!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)

It makes me do weeps when I get Swipesnapped.
It's nearly as bad as garnering Amberl's disdain.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:23, Reply)

I'm not sure what I'd rather have.
Someone snap at me, or to slam objects and doors and stomp all through the house and blare their tv or music on their computer.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Snap, for me, for sure.
Sure, it's not nice, and there's low level awkwardness, but the latter is just building up passive agressiveness and then YOU'LL snap.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:48, Reply)

that's what I was thinking
because at least they say whats wrong and you can try to fix it
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:51, Reply)