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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Of course I would visit you but having largely distended buttocks is detrimental to getting Monty's pathetic member all the way into my arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:32, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
If we position Schteve just behind Monty, rendering him "Lucky Pierre"*,
I'm sure he'll be jackhammered in up to the nuts.

*we need a more Teutonic term for this or Monty will refuse on principle.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)
Fortunate Fritz

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:35, Reply)
+l
We'll have to do it in a basement though.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Lucky Prinzenkopf?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Zwischenmensch?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Gluckeselfuhrer.
Nicely, though.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:39, Reply)
Google says "que?"

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:45, Reply)
it translates as cake-fucker

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:47, Reply)
Because I can't be bothered with accents, probably.
I was going for "lucky arse-master".
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)
I suggest that
he's the Brücke* fuck


*German for bridge
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:37, Reply)
I can't be bothered with umlauts.
I approve of this on linguistic grounds but this is b3ta woman, where's the crudity?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:41, Reply)
I thought it spoke rather nicely for itself
plus it rhymes, at least on paper
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:43, Reply)
ze Hun in ze Bun

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:53, Reply)
I am so hurt*


*not as much as you will be the next time I see you
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:41, Reply)
I'm still hurting from last time.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

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