Three choices.
1) Thorpe Park + LSD = A Good Time
2) Stratford RSC King Lear + Special Brew & hashish = leave in the interval because the seats are uncomfortable and the play interminable, get fucked up in the park, then sneak back onto the coach with everyone else at the end
3) The best by far, a tour of the classical sites of Greece. This was awesome - actually awesome not like Chompy's 'awesome lasagne'. Delphi at dawn as the mist rises is something to behold (stop laughing at the back).


Alt: ooh, yes please!

BONUS SCHOOL TRIPS I LIKED:
Butser Iron Age Village
About 3 or 4 Welsh border castles in a day - Chepstow was best
Bucklers Hard (ho ho)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:11, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Re point 2:
Shame you hadn't gone to see Squeeze.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)

My lasagna is awesome

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I'm sure it's very nice
but if mince, pasta and tomatoes inspire genuine awe in you then you must be fucking retarded, I'm sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:17, Reply)

veggie lasagne is much nicer i think
you can have more interesting combinations. the restaurant under my office does a goats cheese (sometimes with feta) and spicy roasted pepper/mushroom lasagne, it truly is awesome.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:20, Reply)

No, it 'truly' isn't .
It could be the most delicious thing you have ever eaten and it still wouldn't be awesome. The Grand Canyon is awesome. Machu Picchu is awesome.

A lasagne cannot possibly be awesome.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Haha! Awesome!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)

WHY WONT EVERYONE USE WORDS HOW I USE WORDS?!?!?!?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Talk like Paris fucking Hilton if you want to, then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Feta and sweet potato lasagne
Phwoar.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Nutmeg is a hallucinogenic in high levels.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:21, Reply)

i've been to the nutmeg processing plant in grenada
which produces over 50% of the world's nutmeg. all the machines are made out of wood and look like something from the 1800's, it's mad.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Are you sure you weren't hallucinating?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:25, Reply)

if i was, i don't recommend it as a sensory experience
it was noisy and hot and the sweaty girls working there HATED the tourists. one dropped a nutmeg on my foot on purpose, i swear.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Maybe she was trying to kick it through your legs?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I know this.
My brother and I tried to get high on it in the 1980s. We failed.

cf Kava root, morning glory seeds....you fucking name it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Did you try smoking the skin of a banana at the same time?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)

No, but my friend Joel did.
His older brother Luke is in the news this week as the Guardian journalist who has been barred from entering Russia, fact fans.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:35, Reply)

How do you get banned from Russia?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:40, Reply)

You don't, you get down from a duck!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:39, Reply)

You drop more names than Michael J Fox counting a ballot.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Is this a line or did you come up with it?
Cos if it's the latter, I'll click the bastard.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:53, Reply)

I just came up with it
I was gonna say 'playing Guess Who', but then thought you don't actually hold name cards in that...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Then it wholeheartedly deserves to be on the popular page.
Again. You bastard.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:43, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I managed made space paste which is treacle and nutmeg and a few other bits.
It worked, but took about 2 hours to kick in and just felt like being really stoned.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:32, Reply)

The other bits being opium and hashish?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Nope chilli and some other stuff
honestly it worked.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Regarding number 3
I got there in the afternoon. It's pretty good at sun down, too.
( Kroney, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:22, Reply)

have you made it to Raglan?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Not yet...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:07, Reply)