What exactly are the rules?
The rules of OT, the rules of qotfw, the rules of life, the rules of etiquette.

Those sorts of rules.

But not the rules of menswear and cologne.

I am somewhat well versed in such things already.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:58, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The rules are....
There ain't no rules!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:06, Reply)

don't touch the children
don't swear at/punch the parents
don't rearrange someone elses classroom and not put it back.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:10, Reply)

when a thread gets 100 replies
You have to start a new thread with a news link
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:16, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Somebody arsed up their job, big time
www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/feb/09/cosmetic-surgery-british-woman
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:25, Reply)

Use Spellchecker
Footballer John Carew has a tattoo on his neck that reads 'Ma vie - Mes Régles', which theoretically translates as 'My life - My rules'.

However, apparently the use of the accent on the word 'Régles' gives it an entirely different meaning. On Carew's ink, the acute accent is used, when the grave accent would be more accurate.

Not a significant difference? Well it is, when it changes the meaning of the tattoo from 'My life, my rules' to 'My life, my period'.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:35, Reply)

What position does he play?
If he's a 'winger' it would make sense.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:44, Reply)

1. The fact that it's common does not make common courtesy in any way inferior.
2. No matter how wealthy, educated or right-on you are, if you act like a prick then you are a prick.
3. ...that's about it.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:37, Reply)