I propose anyone who wants to breed has to pass an inspection by me
If I don't like you Sir, then you're not going in
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You just want to look at the penises of a load of illegal immigrants.

You disgust me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:08, Reply)

eeew why the fuck would I look at their penises?
I'd ask them if they liked U2 and judge it soley on that.

But I'd phrase it "I love Bono and The Edge and that other guy who are in the amazing band U2 do you?" then if they lie to attempt to please me I can shoot them in the foot.

Oh lying is a shootable offence in this scenario.

And if they say yes and mean it I shoot them in the groin.

Oh liking U2 is a shootable offence in this scenario
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Nonsense. You want to see brown penises. Don't fucking lie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)

She does spy on you and Lampito a lot

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:24, Reply)

oh now they'll pull the curtains

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:24, Reply)

No they won't
they're going in a new direction. Exhibitionism. Probably at the Victoria and Albert
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:26, Reply)

New direction - or 'nude erection'...?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:27, Reply)

it's an and/or

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I read that as "anyone who wants to breed with me has to pass an inspection by me" and thought "Yeah', durrr".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:20, Reply)